dAN's definitions

TIG

Tungsten Inert Gas

a welding process

also known as

Gas
Tungsten
Arc
welding

i tig welded stainless tubing

by Dan May 13, 2005

armpit fuck

When you stick your erect penis between another being's armpits (perferably sweaty) and hump them from the back. It is very arrousing, and very rare.

I was the first person to invent armpit fucking.

by Dan November 2, 2003

TOSS MY SALAD

1) preparing a salad. mixing greens.

2) slang. To humiliate someone by ordering them to commit the act of smearing jelly, or another desirable substance in your anus in order to lick it clean while you masturbate or they give you the reach-around.

Toss my salad came from an HBO speacial on prison. The seasoned convict was explaining what he would do to a new inmate in prison as sort of an initiation. He would get a packet of grape jelly and make the new inmate or "fish" smear the jelly in his asswhole and lick it out while he masturbated.

That guy roberto is such an ass-munching fag he probably wants to toss my salad while giving me a reach-around.

by dan June 25, 2004

FordPrefect

A pretty hoopy frood, visits LUE often.

FordPrefect visits LUE and touches himself at night.

by dan July 23, 2004

julienned fries

Potatoes (or any vegetable) cut into long thin strips: julienne potatoes; julienned pork. Aka French fries.

Often misspelled julian, julianned, julien since apparently most people have only heard the term on TV infomercials.

The wiz-o-matic kitchen utensil- It slices, it dices, it makes JULIENNED FRIES!

by Dan December 28, 2004

Muddy Corollary

...if not, turn her over and play in the mud.

Ain't no hair on the coochie, so I'll stick it in her booty

by Dan March 4, 2003

busted

A boyband who, after an extensive career spanning 2 years, split up in January 2005. Busted exploited the punk scene for commerial success and profit, wearing skater clothes and producing unoringinal pop songs which were based around a pop-punk sound, aiming their music at 12 year old girls who have no taste in music. One member of the 'band' (who incidently had no drummer) even admitted to copying billy-joe armstong from Greenday. Busteds defining moment was their cover of the undertones' classic teenage kicks, which was quite frankly an insult to the aforementioned band and an embararrasment to all who witnessed this tragic event. It has been rumoured that since the split, the band have become pringfolds although this is yet to be confirmed.

In their hit single 'Year 3000' Busted claimed that their next door neighbour had been to the year 3000 in a time machine and that everyone had bought their 7th album. Some people may doubt this claim, but but if its true then a logical conclusion would be that the band will one day reform, since they only released 2 albums. We can only hope they were lying.

by Dan February 7, 2005