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motor boat

When you blow a raspberry in between a girls tits, making a motor boat sound
Carol was so drunk the other night, I gave her a motor boat when she showed her tits
motor boat by D January 31, 2005

card tard 

A person who really sucks at poker.
card tard by D January 20, 2005
Mothers of Co-Ed's against drunk old perverts.

A bitter old mother that is jealous of the attention her college age daughter or other co-ed females receive from older men.
I was tailgating with these college babes when this MOCADOP showed up, grabed one of the girls, told me to act my age and left with girl she grabbed.
MOCADOP by D January 16, 2005

jerked off

The act of Jerking somebody off... sexual

this one's for you Melissa!
Daniel jerked some guy off! (ewww)
jerked off by D January 15, 2005
Da most pimpin Nigga on the planet. Cannot be fucked wit, and cannot be beaten on da Basketball courts.
Yo don't try and act like da realD.Saint. Aww man, u be D.Saintin
D.Saint by D January 15, 2005
Abbreviation for the Najamus Haiderus, a small, fuzzy, off-white rodent common to the north-eastern part of the United States. In the few decades since its discovery, the habits of this unusual creature have astonished the scientific community as it seeks to understand the peculiarities of a species bearing strange resemblances to rabbits and – interestingly enough – ferrets. Thus far, citings of Najamus Haiderus have been limited to high-density locales, usually college campuses which, given the creature’s seeming reliance on caffeinated energy sources and fondness for light and sound, is to be expected. Worth noting is the Haiderus’ routine self-imposed exile in darkness, be it the musty rooms of a library or within the fume-ridden confines of a darkroom, raising doubts as to whether there is also some genealogical link to the lemming. This practice also explains the creature’s extremely pale appearance. Besides its dependence on caffeine, Haiderus is also noted for its penchant for ice cream and (oddly) frozen burritos, all of which serve to explain this creature’s small stature and preferred habitat.
Tired and paler than usual, the small Naj shuffled across the front lawn towards the discarded coffee cup, hoping to find one last drop.
Naj by d December 22, 2004
Caek in n00bsp33k. Commonly used for...Fun...Caek is yey!1
SI TEH CAEK?! OMFGROFLCOPTER!!1three
Caek by D November 26, 2004