Any female who can make "pigtails" look like the sexiest thing on earth.
The Tort Court reporter is a Cute Court Tart
1) A person, place or situation in which one experiences great pressure emotionally, physically, or mentally or in any combination of these.
2) Any employment related repremanding by ones superior that was severe in degree and humbling or humiliating.
3) In sexual deviations it is a device made to apply varying degrees of pressure to the male scrotum and testicles.
1- Mother in law, boss, friar's roast,confessions, police men,
2-large, high pressure projects assigned at work.
3- Ask at the adult book store.
1)v.- To be a second party on a loan or purchase of material goods, usually resulting in unwanted debt for the cosignee, and a lesson in life about the limits of friendship and one of the pitfalls of same.
I never should've cosigned for that loan, now I have to pay for a car my buddy crashed before he skipped out on the loan.
-Verb- To Move along the vertical axis, up and down continuosly, as a fishing "bobber" or cork would move on the tops of waves.
While on the beach, Peter was amazed at how Roberta could bob as she rode wave after wave on her raft.
1) Amature Alcoholics, or those who don't know when they've had enough of any variety of fermented beverages brewed or distilled to induce intoxication in the user, and resulting in attracting the attentions of the constabulary and being brought into the legal system for reprimand as a consequence of the irresponsible transgression against society's accepted regulations as prescribed by their laws dealing with such matters.
Damn, the judge gimme 40 hours of AA meetings.
Its what GAWD used to get Jesus, his only son, to DiE liKe A MAn, on the cROsS oF CruCIfiCtIOn....
..."But Pop, I'm gettin' all this pussy and I would really rather not die now. Whats that? You say its for religion, well dang, why didn't you just say so. Sunday cool for you?"
-Verb- Inadvertent and forceful ejection of mostly unpleasant liquid substance.
I ate a Habenero chile that was so hot, I quickly grabbed the nearest liquid, which was being used an ash tray. It spewed back up instantly
