Nucular

1. A word used in place of "nuclear" either to provoke a strong reaction from a Grammar Nazi or because the president... I mean, person, is just too damn stupid to pronounce two-syllable words correctly.
2. A word that should never, EVER be uttered by someone with >200 megatons of nuclear explosives ready to launch at the turn of a key.
Dumb-ass: Did you hear about the nucular bomb test?

Smart-ass: The hell did you just say?
by Bich Phuc Dat March 22, 2017
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Nucular

The lazy mispronunciation of the word "nuclear" that so, so many morons continue to proliferate
If you don't vote for my submission of "nucular" or click thumbs down out of embarrassment for not knowing it was incorrect, then fuck you
by PaulAllensCard August 13, 2020
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nucular

Something you never, ever want to hear coming from the lips of a man who controls a nuclear arsenal large enough to destroy the entire world eight times over.
"Our intelligence sources tell us that he has attempted to purchase high-strength aluminum tubes suitable for nucular weapons production."
by Andy January 23, 2005
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nucular

The way George W. trys to say "nuclear".
"Mr. President, instead of trying to say 'nucular', why don't we just stick with 'weapons of mass destruction'."
by Anonymous May 24, 2003
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nucular

Comical mispronunciation of nuclear. Most commonly used by George W. Bush and Homer Simpson.
Nucular. It's pronounced, 'nucular'.
by 390809826 August 31, 2004
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nucular

A word first made famous by President Jimmy Carter. He was the first Nucular Engineer to become president.
My 8 year old daughter Amy's biggest worry is nucular proliferation.
by xrscott July 26, 2005
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nucular

An idiotic way to pronounce the word "nuclear". Whats worse is most of them know how the word is spelled yet still insist on saying "nucular"
Guy 1: The way the world is right now, we're probably headed toward nucular war"

Guy 2: (after karate chopping Guy 1 in the face) "What the hell is a "nucular war"? I am going to chop you in the face again you worthless troll!"
by Hank McDizzleson July 03, 2008
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