Balls Hit the Water

As men get older, what happens when they go to the bathroom

"Hey, Gramps. Do your balls hit the water when you take a shit?

by creedmoor May 06, 2006

Pulling a Sammy

The showbiz art of upstaging someone. It began when it was Sammy Davis, Jr.'s turn to move down on Johnny Carson's couch to make room for the next guest. WHen that guest said something funny, Sammy would react by laughing loudly, slapping his knee and falling to the floor. The audience would then begin laughing at Sammy and not the guest.

Next to the Candy Man, no one was better at "pulling a Sammy" than Milton Berle.

by creedmoor August 14, 2006

Doody

Word that you frequently confuse with "duty," particularly when you hear it on radio and TV, that causes you to laugh.

Newscaster: "It was his third tour of doody."

Interviewer: "So how long did you sit on jury doody?"

Saloon Keeper: "Did your bullet kill him, sheriff?"
Sheriff: "It was my doody!"

by creedmoor May 03, 2006

Jizz Sheet

Kleenex, Handi-Wipe, your sock or anything else you use to wipe down after masturbating.

"Shit, I'm all out of Kleenex. I'll use my shorts as a jizz sheet"

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Bush

A thick nest of female pubic hair. The female genitals, but alluding to the pubic mound.

1. "Her bush looks like Larry on The 3 Stooges."
2. "President Bush's record smells worse than an unclean bush."

by creedmoor December 28, 2005

Meshungina

Yiddish for a crazy person. Not as extreme as Meshungina v'toit.

"You're fifty-six years old. Stop acting like a meshungina."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Finger Test

A test used to determine the smell of a vagina. You get a little on your finger, give your partner a hug and when they are not looking, you smell your fingers to see if you want to put your mouth there.

"I didn't need to give her the finger test. I could smell it threough her pants."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004