Gym creep

A guy that doesn't really go to the gym to workout but to stare at or chicks. He basically fucks them with his eyes. He uses the mirrors so it's not so obvious.
He also tries to make conversation and pick up on them when they're clearly not interested.
Monica ew, there's that gym creep again that stares at my ass when I workout.
by cpetkunas March 01, 2019
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Broken english

Me who no speak it englist no good becault me no fluent in it. At leest I try and you still no understand me but you still want to sax with me anyway.
Me so sorry for my broken english but "oh me so horny, me love you long time!" (quote from 2 Live Crew- Me So Horny)
by cpetkunas May 21, 2023
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Squeezer

An impatient motorist.

1. Shoots to front of the the line of cars waiting on the on ramp to the freeway.
2. Does a quick lane change cutting you off without using their blinker.
3. Weaves in and out of traffic at excessive speeds.
4. Uses the freeway entry/exit lane during rush hour to pass on the right to get ahead instead of waiting like everyone else.
That squeezer is giving me road rage!!!
by cpetkunas February 23, 2019
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Negative light

To make someone feel less sure about or have less trust in something or someone.
After I was found out to have fucked the boss, I was cast in a negative light.
by cpetkunas July 01, 2020
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What you say to yourself when you see someone driving with their headlights off at night.

These people seem to not have a clue that the street in front of them is dark. The most likely causes of this idiocy are car gauges are automatically illuminated even with the headlight switch off making one think that their lights are on...or one thinks they have their switch on auto headlights when it is not.
Turn your lights on you idiot before you kill someone!!
by cpetkunas June 12, 2019
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Sure shot

In shooting a gun or anything for that matter, someone who reliably hits the target.
Bob is a master at billiards, he's a sure shot every time.
by cpetkunas August 12, 2020
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Wuhan chu flu

A rip off on words of FU MAN CHU but another parody name for corona virus, covid-19 disease originating from Wuhan China.
I fucking caught that Wuhan chu flu when I went to celebrate Chinese new year.
by cpetkunas June 24, 2020
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