An activity originally enjoyed only by mature, married couples.
Nowadays you can't find a virgin teenager to save your life.
Nowadays you can't find a virgin teenager to save your life.
by Cortana Dragoon July 22, 2008

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

by Cortana Dragoon September 05, 2005

A type of joke that follows this format: "I am (insert name here) of Borg. (insert assimilation/resistance-is-futile joke here)."
I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun.
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I am Elmew Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is futiwe.
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Yoda of Borg am I. Futile, resistance is.
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I am Bill Cosby of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, with the assim and the ilate and the fraagh fra agh agh agh!
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I am Cortana Dragoon of Borg. Prepare to be OWNED.
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I am Elmew Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is futiwe.
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Yoda of Borg am I. Futile, resistance is.
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I am Bill Cosby of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, with the assim and the ilate and the fraagh fra agh agh agh!
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I am Cortana Dragoon of Borg. Prepare to be OWNED.
by Cortana Dragoon August 04, 2005

by Cortana Dragoon June 11, 2006

The meaning of life is to create more life.
Bacteria split. Trees bear fruit. Humans... you can figure it out.
Bacteria split. Trees bear fruit. Humans... you can figure it out.
by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005
