cortana dragoon's definitions

avatar

1. A cool (or not cool) pic that appears below your name on forum sites.
2. The personification of something infinite, usually a god.

1. He had a Boohbah avatar so I hired a hitman to kill him.
2. My friends say he's the Avatar of Apollo because he's so sexy.

by Cortana Dragoon June 17, 2005

wasaaaaaaap

Another form of what's up.

-What's up
-Wassup
-Wuzup
-Wasaaaaaaap

Sarah: WASAAAAAAAP!!
Me: You because you are friggin' high.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

Smiting Stick

Kick-ass weapon. Used for smiting (duh).

Don't make me smite you. Smite you with my smiting stick! - Peter Godly

by Cortana Dragoon September 4, 2005

poop

Food pre-digested for convenience.

I ate some poop last night.

by Cortana Dragoon September 6, 2005

Pokemon

1. A Gameboy game which might have actually been okay if not for the other shit.
2. A creepy-ass card game.
3. A creepy-ass TV show.

1. I still play Pokemon Blue version. No school like the old school.
2. My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard/And they're like, do you wanna trade cards/Damn right, I wanna trade cards/I will trade you, but not my Charizard
3. Did you see the new episode of Pokemon? James gives Wobuffet anal sex!

by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005

Adult Swim

A lineup of really good anime and comedy on an otherwise pretty shitty channel, Cartoon Network.

Every Saturday night I wait for Toonami to be over, then I watch Adult Swim.

by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005

Half-Life

A game.

More specifically, a mind-control device that causes anyone who plays it to begin dissing Halo for no good reason.

We must save them before it is too late.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005