A term of endearment, used in reference to one's female partner after the act of ejaculating on her breasts.
Guy: 'Like 'at pearl necklace I dun' gave you there, slippery-tits?'
Girl: 'Oh, yes, it's beautiful actually! Thanks soooooo, sooooo much, babe! When can I have another???'
Girl: 'Oh, yes, it's beautiful actually! Thanks soooooo, sooooo much, babe! When can I have another???'
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Get the slippery-tits mug.Derogatory slang-term usually used by men whilst drinking in bars, but could be used in any conversation between men or dyke lesbians, referencing a trashy-looking, low-rent sort of woman with blonde hair. Possibly more used in the South than other parts of the U.S.
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Get the blond-ho mug.The opposite of swallowage, the act of spitting out, instead of swallowing, a man's jizz-load or cum, after a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth, during the act of fellatio or getting a 'B.J.'. Synonymous with spattage.
Guy: 'Hey, chica, you don't swallow??? WTF?'
Chick: 'Gross, I would never!'
Guy: 'Well, then you better clean up that 'jizz-spat' off of my expensive comforter, slag-face.'
Chick: 'Gross, I would never!'
Guy: 'Well, then you better clean up that 'jizz-spat' off of my expensive comforter, slag-face.'
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Get the jizz-spat mug.A reference to a woman's vagina, covered in hair, usually excessively, but not necessarily. A hairy pussy, an excess of pubic hair covering a woman's cooze.
Buddy #1: 'You see the hair-hole on that chick we were doggin' earlier, bro?'
Buddy #2: 'Yap, freakin' Chewbacca, wooly mammoth, Sasquatched-out hole slut, my brother. Fuckin' nasty, man, shoulda had a shave-party first, eh?
Buddy #1: 'Yer tellin' me, dawg, think I got some toilet-paper dingleberries up in my pubes after strokin' that funky hair-hole. Ever heard of Gillette??? Jeezus!
Buddy #2: 'Yap, freakin' Chewbacca, wooly mammoth, Sasquatched-out hole slut, my brother. Fuckin' nasty, man, shoulda had a shave-party first, eh?
Buddy #1: 'Yer tellin' me, dawg, think I got some toilet-paper dingleberries up in my pubes after strokin' that funky hair-hole. Ever heard of Gillette??? Jeezus!
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Get the hair-hole mug.A small portion of cocaine. Usually offered on a key or a pen cap lid that has a long lip, or any other instrument that can hold aforementioned portion of cocaine. Can also be used in reference to methampthetamine, though more often with cocaine. Also referred to, when using a key as a key-bump. Most often, a bump is something requested and passed between friends at bars or cantinas, and then done in a restroom stall after the go-ahead is ok'd.
Partier #1: 'Yo, man, you got another bump from that 20 bag for me? I'll buy you a beer or something later.
Partier #2: 'It's the last time, asshole, you told me you'd buy me a beer for the last bump, dick.'
Partier #1: 'Hurry up and give me one, fuck-tard, before someone walks into the fuckin' bathroom. Shitty coke anyways, dick!
Partier #2: 'It's the last time, asshole, you told me you'd buy me a beer for the last bump, dick.'
Partier #1: 'Hurry up and give me one, fuck-tard, before someone walks into the fuckin' bathroom. Shitty coke anyways, dick!
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Get the bump mug.A Mexican-Spanish slang term used mostly in the Yucatan Peninsula that references a woman's vagina, but also used around the U.S. and any other place in the world where Mexicans from the Yucatan reside. Term often found in states of Merida, Quintana Roo, Yucatan, Campeche, and sometimes, Chiapas or even Oaxaca.
In that part of Mexico, a long cylindrical cheese that's folded over itself resembles a woman's vagina in some respects, hence the usage of the word queso in reference to a woman's pussy, so to speak.
In that part of Mexico, a long cylindrical cheese that's folded over itself resembles a woman's vagina in some respects, hence the usage of the word queso in reference to a woman's pussy, so to speak.
Amigo #1: 'Mirate, cabron, el queso abajo! El pinche camel-toe, tu vees?'
Amigo #2: 'Jajajaja, si, lo veo y me gusta tambien. Vamonos para una mordida!'
Amigo #1: 'Por supuesto, quiero un probar de queso, hermano, pero estoy primero en la linea!'
Amigo #2: 'Pura mierda, buey, adelante!'
Translation in english:
Buddy #1: 'Look at that, dude, the pussy on that chick downstairs, fuckin' camel-toe, see it?'
Buddy #2: 'Hahhaha, yeah, I see it, and I like it too! Let's got have a bite!'
Buddy #1: 'Why of course, I'll sample some cheese, but I'm first in line!'
Buddy #2: 'Bull-shit, dude, let's go for it!'
Amigo #2: 'Jajajaja, si, lo veo y me gusta tambien. Vamonos para una mordida!'
Amigo #1: 'Por supuesto, quiero un probar de queso, hermano, pero estoy primero en la linea!'
Amigo #2: 'Pura mierda, buey, adelante!'
Translation in english:
Buddy #1: 'Look at that, dude, the pussy on that chick downstairs, fuckin' camel-toe, see it?'
Buddy #2: 'Hahhaha, yeah, I see it, and I like it too! Let's got have a bite!'
Buddy #1: 'Why of course, I'll sample some cheese, but I'm first in line!'
Buddy #2: 'Bull-shit, dude, let's go for it!'
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Get the queso mug.An adjective defining the feeling a man has after receiving an incredibly glorious blow-job, in which the woman usually swallows his load hungrily and smiles, maybe laughs or even giggles about the swallowage.
Can be used in other arenas as well, not just pertaining to 'post-B.J.' situations. Usually in reference to expectations of a chick or group of chicks by a group of guys in a bar or other venue where alcoholic beverages are purveyed.
Can be used in other arenas as well, not just pertaining to 'post-B.J.' situations. Usually in reference to expectations of a chick or group of chicks by a group of guys in a bar or other venue where alcoholic beverages are purveyed.
Girl: 'Glug, glug, glug, slurp....smack'
Guy: 'Wow, babe, that was soooooo fuckin' knob-slobberific!'
Girl: 'For me too! Thanks for the protein-shake! Yummy and salty!'
Buddy #1: 'Those chicks look kinda knob-slobberific, bro!'
Buddy #2: 'Yeah, except for the chick with the pancake-tits and horse-teeth'
Buddy #3: 'Soooo right, man, those teeth could grate cheese'
Guy: 'Wow, babe, that was soooooo fuckin' knob-slobberific!'
Girl: 'For me too! Thanks for the protein-shake! Yummy and salty!'
Buddy #1: 'Those chicks look kinda knob-slobberific, bro!'
Buddy #2: 'Yeah, except for the chick with the pancake-tits and horse-teeth'
Buddy #3: 'Soooo right, man, those teeth could grate cheese'
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