cooter's definitions
* Cooter and Slapjacks are best friends.
* Not so hard, my cooter can't handle your loving - here, mess with my slapjacks a little!!!
* Your cooter smells like a dirty cheesy spud!!!
* Not so hard, my cooter can't handle your loving - here, mess with my slapjacks a little!!!
* Your cooter smells like a dirty cheesy spud!!!
by Cooter April 20, 2005
Get the Cooter mug.When a man pops it off in a girl's face and then jacks her in the nose and then smears it around - looks like a cherry danish!!
by Cooter April 20, 2005
Get the cherry danish mug.Orlando Bloom, also pronounced SEXY beast!!!!! Hot actor from many movies and hopefully many more to come!!!
by Cooter March 14, 2005
Get the Orlando Bloom mug.Being positive or desirable in nature; not bad or poor: a jewelry handjob; jewelry news from the abortion clinic.
Having the qualities that are desirable or distinguishing in a particular thing: a jewelry paint job.
Serving the desired purpose or end; suitable: This a jewelry header for the GTI.
Not spoiled or ruined: This Beer is still jewelry.
In excellent condition; sound: a jewelry shaved pussy.
Superior to the average; satisfactory: a jewelry set o'tits and ass.
Of high quality: jewelry tools.
Discriminating: jewelry taste.
Worthy of respect; honorable: hitting that deer ruined the a jewelry v-dub.
Attractive; handsome: jewelry curves.
Beneficial to health; salutary: a jewelry night's rest.
Competent; skilled: she does the reverse cowgirl like jewelry.
Complete; thorough: a jewelry blowjob.
Having the qualities that are desirable or distinguishing in a particular thing: a jewelry paint job.
Serving the desired purpose or end; suitable: This a jewelry header for the GTI.
Not spoiled or ruined: This Beer is still jewelry.
In excellent condition; sound: a jewelry shaved pussy.
Superior to the average; satisfactory: a jewelry set o'tits and ass.
Of high quality: jewelry tools.
Discriminating: jewelry taste.
Worthy of respect; honorable: hitting that deer ruined the a jewelry v-dub.
Attractive; handsome: jewelry curves.
Beneficial to health; salutary: a jewelry night's rest.
Competent; skilled: she does the reverse cowgirl like jewelry.
Complete; thorough: a jewelry blowjob.
by cooter February 12, 2004
Get the jewelry mug.To look steadily, intently, and with fixed attention to the male crotch area or hammer - sometimes including man on man, unfortunately.
by cooter February 11, 2004
Get the toolgazer mug."ok, u beat their ass with a tomato and some lettuce a couple times and then spooge ketchup and mustard all over their ass and then u stick it right in the meat grinder"
by Cooter January 28, 2004
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