20 definitions by cooter

camel toe

a woman's vagina that shows through her pants because they are on so tight. Also known as "packing yo yo's" and "moose knuckles"

Damn Liz, those size three jeans are really poking your camel toe. . .
Ma'am, could you please come back inside the store - we have reason to believe that you are packing yoyo's. .
I came to the Memphis zoo to see some wildlife, but all I saw was some ghetto moose knuckles!!!

by cooter May 23, 2005

lloyd

One who believes that the Annexation of Peurto Rico will indow the International Brotherhood of Electricians with Phylisophical abilities

That IBEW guy is such a Lloyd

by cooter August 26, 2003

slapjacks

a woman's breasts; boobs; fun-bags

Her slapjacks were so big that they were hanging out of her top on Daytona Beach!!!!

by cooter April 20, 2005

buschmann

Over grown neanderthal

Zachery Buschmann is gay

by cooter August 26, 2003

toolgazer

To look steadily, intently, and with fixed attention to the male crotch area or hammer - sometimes including man on man, unfortunately.

them faggots tend to be real toolgazers.

by cooter February 11, 2004

ass jockey

homosexual who likes to do it from behind

get the fuck away from me you ass jockey

by cooter April 25, 2003

cherry danish

When a man pops it off in a girl's face and then jacks her in the nose and then smears it around - looks like a cherry danish!!

Right after I gave Emily a cherry danish, she shut her mouth!!

by cooter April 20, 2005