cooter's definitions

slapjacks

a woman's breasts; boobs; fun-bags

Her slapjacks were so big that they were hanging out of her top on Daytona Beach!!!!

by Cooter April 20, 2005

lloyd

One who believes that the Annexation of Peurto Rico will indow the International Brotherhood of Electricians with Phylisophical abilities

That IBEW guy is such a Lloyd

by Cooter August 25, 2003

grab ass

playful flurting usually involving physical contact

the two robs in my german class are always playing grab ass. see also fagg, rump ranger, ass jockey

by cooter April 25, 2003

Orlando Bloom

Orlando Bloom, also pronounced SEXY beast!!!!! Hot actor from many movies and hopefully many more to come!!!

Orlando Bloom walked up and I ripped his sexy clothes off and had my way with him!!!

by Cooter March 14, 2005

pokémon

The queerest game out there besides yugioh

I fucked charmander.

by cooter May 13, 2005

Schiza Burger

"ok, u beat their ass with a tomato and some lettuce a couple times and then spooge ketchup and mustard all over their ass and then u stick it right in the meat grinder"

Boone Delight's chilli chute got really soggy when I popped her with a schiza burger.

by Cooter January 28, 2004

attitude problem

sarah v

by cooter April 25, 2003