cooter's definitions

Cooter

A good looking white boy that I'd often seen drive a large red and white peterbilt wrecker in west Texas .

Cooter is out winching a Schlumberger truck out of the mud again .

by Cooter July 18, 2018

grab ass

playful flurting usually involving physical contact

the two robs in my german class are always playing grab ass. see also fagg, rump ranger, ass jockey

by cooter April 25, 2003

Orlando Bloom

Orlando Bloom, also pronounced SEXY beast!!!!! Hot actor from many movies and hopefully many more to come!!!

Orlando Bloom walked up and I ripped his sexy clothes off and had my way with him!!!

by Cooter March 14, 2005

toolgazer

To look steadily, intently, and with fixed attention to the male crotch area or hammer - sometimes including man on man, unfortunately.

them faggots tend to be real toolgazers.

by cooter February 11, 2004

camel toe

a woman's vagina that shows through her pants because they are on so tight. Also known as "packing yo yo's" and "moose knuckles"

Damn Liz, those size three jeans are really poking your camel toe. . .
Ma'am, could you please come back inside the store - we have reason to believe that you are packing yoyo's. .
I came to the Memphis zoo to see some wildlife, but all I saw was some ghetto moose knuckles!!!

by Cooter May 24, 2005

Schiza Burger

"ok, u beat their ass with a tomato and some lettuce a couple times and then spooge ketchup and mustard all over their ass and then u stick it right in the meat grinder"

Boone Delight's chilli chute got really soggy when I popped her with a schiza burger.

by Cooter January 28, 2004

gooch

the space between your balls and butt hole - can be used to describe someone being and idiot, if needed

"Man, my gooch is burning really badly. That's the last time I do someone a favor. OMG, they can hear me. OMG, I can hear me!! Dahdah dahdah dah!!"
or
"Stop being such a gooch and give me a shot of that."

by Cooter December 28, 2005