20 definitions by cooter

slapjacks

a woman's breasts; boobs; fun-bags

Her slapjacks were so big that they were hanging out of her top on Daytona Beach!!!!

by cooter April 20, 2005

buschmann

Over grown neanderthal

Zachery Buschmann is gay

by cooter August 26, 2003

Cooter

1. a vagina
2. a type of fish
3. a character on Dukes of Hazzard
4. a drunken redneck

* Cooter and Slapjacks are best friends.
* Not so hard, my cooter can't handle your loving - here, mess with my slapjacks a little!!!
* Your cooter smells like a dirty cheesy spud!!!

by cooter April 20, 2005

Cooter

A good looking white boy that I'd often seen drive a large red and white peterbilt wrecker in west Texas .

Cooter is out winching a Schlumberger truck out of the mud again .

by cooter July 18, 2018

tea bagging

the act of lowering one's balls onto someones face, or into their mouth while they are laying down. Kind of resembles dipping a tea bag into a hot cup of water.

Pohlman's dad was wrestling with Devon and accidentally tea bagged her.

by cooter May 23, 2005

ass jockey

homosexual who likes to do it from behind

get the fuck away from me you ass jockey

by cooter April 25, 2003