tea bagging

the act of lowering one's balls onto someones face, or into their mouth while they are laying down. Kind of resembles dipping a tea bag into a hot cup of water.

Pohlman's dad was wrestling with Devon and accidentally tea bagged her.

by Cooter May 23, 2005

ass jockey

homosexual who likes to do it from behind

get the fuck away from me you ass jockey

by cooter April 25, 2003

Schiza Burger

"ok, u beat their ass with a tomato and some lettuce a couple times and then spooge ketchup and mustard all over their ass and then u stick it right in the meat grinder"

Boone Delight's chilli chute got really soggy when I popped her with a schiza burger.

by Cooter January 29, 2004

attitude problem

sarah v

by cooter April 25, 2003

pokémon

The queerest game out there besides yugioh

I fucked charmander.

by cooter March 01, 2005

grab ass

playful flurting usually involving physical contact

the two robs in my german class are always playing grab ass. see also fagg, rump ranger, ass jockey

by cooter April 25, 2003