cooter's definitions
To look steadily, intently, and with fixed attention to the male crotch area or hammer - sometimes including man on man, unfortunately.
by cooter February 11, 2004
Get the toolgazer mug.a woman's vagina that shows through her pants because they are on so tight. Also known as "packing yo yo's" and "moose knuckles"
Damn Liz, those size three jeans are really poking your camel toe. . .
Ma'am, could you please come back inside the store - we have reason to believe that you are packing yoyo's. .
I came to the Memphis zoo to see some wildlife, but all I saw was some ghetto moose knuckles!!!
Ma'am, could you please come back inside the store - we have reason to believe that you are packing yoyo's. .
I came to the Memphis zoo to see some wildlife, but all I saw was some ghetto moose knuckles!!!
by Cooter May 24, 2005
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Being positive or desirable in nature; not bad or poor: a jewelry handjob; jewelry news from the abortion clinic.
Having the qualities that are desirable or distinguishing in a particular thing: a jewelry paint job.
Serving the desired purpose or end; suitable: This a jewelry header for the GTI.
Not spoiled or ruined: This Beer is still jewelry.
In excellent condition; sound: a jewelry shaved pussy.
Superior to the average; satisfactory: a jewelry set o'tits and ass.
Of high quality: jewelry tools.
Discriminating: jewelry taste.
Worthy of respect; honorable: hitting that deer ruined the a jewelry v-dub.
Attractive; handsome: jewelry curves.
Beneficial to health; salutary: a jewelry night's rest.
Competent; skilled: she does the reverse cowgirl like jewelry.
Complete; thorough: a jewelry blowjob.
Having the qualities that are desirable or distinguishing in a particular thing: a jewelry paint job.
Serving the desired purpose or end; suitable: This a jewelry header for the GTI.
Not spoiled or ruined: This Beer is still jewelry.
In excellent condition; sound: a jewelry shaved pussy.
Superior to the average; satisfactory: a jewelry set o'tits and ass.
Of high quality: jewelry tools.
Discriminating: jewelry taste.
Worthy of respect; honorable: hitting that deer ruined the a jewelry v-dub.
Attractive; handsome: jewelry curves.
Beneficial to health; salutary: a jewelry night's rest.
Competent; skilled: she does the reverse cowgirl like jewelry.
Complete; thorough: a jewelry blowjob.
by cooter February 12, 2004
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* Not so hard, my cooter can't handle your loving - here, mess with my slapjacks a little!!!
* Your cooter smells like a dirty cheesy spud!!!
* Not so hard, my cooter can't handle your loving - here, mess with my slapjacks a little!!!
* Your cooter smells like a dirty cheesy spud!!!
by Cooter April 20, 2005
Get the Cooter mug.the act of lowering one's balls onto someones face, or into their mouth while they are laying down. Kind of resembles dipping a tea bag into a hot cup of water.
by Cooter May 25, 2005
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