cooter's definitions

ass jockey

homosexual who likes to do it from behind

get the fuck away from me you ass jockey

by cooter April 25, 2003

SpankBank

the collection of images, thoughts, dreams, and desires one conjures to heighten arousal in order to achieve climax; In regards to Self Gratification/Masturbation

I went home last night and pulled one from the spank bank to get off

by cooter March 7, 2003

Platte County

The worlds most boring town, where there is nothing but football and wrestling.

Varsity Blues

by Cooter August 25, 2003

pokémon

The queerest game out there besides yugioh

I fucked charmander.

by cooter May 13, 2005

gooch

the space between your balls and butt hole - can be used to describe someone being and idiot, if needed

"Man, my gooch is burning really badly. That's the last time I do someone a favor. OMG, they can hear me. OMG, I can hear me!! Dahdah dahdah dah!!"
or
"Stop being such a gooch and give me a shot of that."

by Cooter December 28, 2005

Schiza Burger

"ok, u beat their ass with a tomato and some lettuce a couple times and then spooge ketchup and mustard all over their ass and then u stick it right in the meat grinder"

Boone Delight's chilli chute got really soggy when I popped her with a schiza burger.

by Cooter January 28, 2004

toolgazer

To look steadily, intently, and with fixed attention to the male crotch area or hammer - sometimes including man on man, unfortunately.

them faggots tend to be real toolgazers.

by cooter February 11, 2004