Being positive or desirable in nature; not bad or poor: a jewelry handjob; jewelry news from the abortion clinic.
Having the qualities that are desirable or distinguishing in a particular thing: a jewelry paint job.
Serving the desired purpose or end; suitable: This a jewelry header for the GTI.
Not spoiled or ruined: This Beer is still jewelry.
In excellent condition; sound: a jewelry shaved pussy.
Superior to the average; satisfactory: a jewelry set o'tits and ass.
Of high quality: jewelry tools.
Discriminating: jewelry taste.
Worthy of respect; honorable: hitting that deer ruined the a jewelry v-dub.
Attractive; handsome: jewelry curves.
Beneficial to health; salutary: a jewelry night's rest.
Competent; skilled: she does the reverse cowgirl like jewelry.
Complete; thorough: a jewelry blowjob.
Having the qualities that are desirable or distinguishing in a particular thing: a jewelry paint job.
Serving the desired purpose or end; suitable: This a jewelry header for the GTI.
Not spoiled or ruined: This Beer is still jewelry.
In excellent condition; sound: a jewelry shaved pussy.
Superior to the average; satisfactory: a jewelry set o'tits and ass.
Of high quality: jewelry tools.
Discriminating: jewelry taste.
Worthy of respect; honorable: hitting that deer ruined the a jewelry v-dub.
Attractive; handsome: jewelry curves.
Beneficial to health; salutary: a jewelry night's rest.
Competent; skilled: she does the reverse cowgirl like jewelry.
Complete; thorough: a jewelry blowjob.
by cooter February 12, 2004

the space between your balls and butt hole - can be used to describe someone being and idiot, if needed
"Man, my gooch is burning really badly. That's the last time I do someone a favor. OMG, they can hear me. OMG, I can hear me!! Dahdah dahdah dah!!"
or
"Stop being such a gooch and give me a shot of that."
or
"Stop being such a gooch and give me a shot of that."
by Cooter December 28, 2005

Orlando Bloom, also pronounced SEXY beast!!!!! Hot actor from many movies and hopefully many more to come!!!
by Cooter March 14, 2005

"ok, u beat their ass with a tomato and some lettuce a couple times and then spooge ketchup and mustard all over their ass and then u stick it right in the meat grinder"
by Cooter January 28, 2004

the collection of images, thoughts, dreams, and desires one conjures to heighten arousal in order to achieve climax; In regards to Self Gratification/Masturbation
by cooter March 07, 2003
