commi3 mark's definitions

Ribbitard

Derived from Rippatard, a Ribbitard is a low IQ individual Frog person who cannot lift and has no self awareness. Ribbitards spend all their money on Only Fans girls and bus fare, leaving nothing for dental hygiene.

"Omg Tony has gone full Ribbitard!" said Kenzo

by commi3 mark April 3, 2026

Gray rock method

The Gray rocking method is a psychological defence tactic that should be used by small ginger Australian fellas when dealing with online trolls. Rather than being a copyright striking bitch like Forced Adversity, stop inviting attacks by lying about people and crying when they respond. Be less interesting like a Gray rock.

What could be less interesting than Gray?

"This week we didn't speak about Liam for two hours. We used Gray Rock Method by not actually talking about him" said the handsome Communist with the hat on.

by commi3 mark February 27, 2026

Dirty Dalish

When you lay down a woman and give her belly kisses and taste their puffy nipples

"Oh, Did you hear that Frog Tony done a Dirty Dalish?"

by commi3 mark January 30, 2026

felted

To be felted is to be bend over by a large Canadian man who sucks on your asshole while I random cokehead wanks in the corner.

"Oh baby, he felted me!" said Sturgis

by commi3 mark June 21, 2024

Div

A div is a dereogatory slang term for a mentally impared person derived from Neuro-divergent

(see Mong, Spaz and Retard)

"Pigeons don't even know how to make nests" said Commi3 Mark
"They're such Divs" said Piper

by commi3 mark April 19, 2024