commi3 mark's definitions

felted

To be felted is to be bend over by a large Canadian man who sucks on your asshole while I random cokehead wanks in the corner.

"Oh baby, he felted me!" said Sturgis

by commi3 mark June 21, 2024

Div

A div is a dereogatory slang term for a mentally impared person derived from Neuro-divergent

(see Mong, Spaz and Retard)

"Pigeons don't even know how to make nests" said Commi3 Mark
"They're such Divs" said Piper

by commi3 mark April 19, 2024

Dirty Dalish

When you lay down a woman and give her belly kisses and taste their puffy nipples

"Oh, Did you hear that Frog Tony done a Dirty Dalish?"

by commi3 mark January 30, 2026