hippos

The brothers of ninjas forever.

Hippos can kill anyone they want! Hippos eat people ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this hippo who was eating in the forest. And when some squirrel dropped a nut the hippo killed the whole forest. My friend Mark said that he saw a hippo totally uppercut some dog just because the dog opened a window.

by combat_rock May 17, 2004

SUV

A vehicle that when driven is comprable to drunk driving. In other words, the offending driver is likely to walk away without a scratch, while the victim is usually just fucked.

I got hit by an SUV, but it's ok, because I got a million bucks. And all I had to do was break my neck!

by combat_rock November 29, 2003

limp bizkit

A band characterized by moronic lyrics with many mentions of the word "fuck" (CuZ Th3y r teh H4Rdc0R3!!!111!!), shitty power riffs played over and over, and inane "beats" added in. Their lead "singer" Fred Durst either "raps" in a whiny bitch ass voice or "sings" in monotone. Y'know, when he's trying to be all "serious".

Limp Bizkit song: Move in now move out, hands up now hands down.

Me: What is this? The fuckin' hokey pokey?

by combat_rock November 29, 2003

Triumph the insult comic dog

A puppet who completely OWNED wordEminem/word at the MTV awards show, and the most hilarious thing ever. Originally part of Late Night with Conan O'brien. Likes to fuck all the bitches.

Eminem pissed his pants when he saw Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

by combat_rock November 08, 2003

Wankst

A brand of angst that is indulged in by particularly whiny people, a.k.a. "wankers".

My, that kid wearing all black is so full of wankst.

by combat_rock December 01, 2003

Eddie Guerrero

The current WWE heavyweight champion (aka the "Smackdown" champion), and probably the best all around wrestler in the company today. Eddie can hold his own with the likes of Chris Benoit and Kurt Angle in terms of technical wrestling, and is just as good a high flyer as RVD. Furthermore, he is one of the most charismatic wrestlers on the mic. In fact, I think he's the best talker working full time that WWE has. He uses the frog splash as a finisher, and is known to lie, cheat, and steal his way to some of the most creative victories in recent memory (see his Wrestlmania XX victory over Kurt Angle). He's overcome drug addiction and being an undersized wrestler in a company known for pushing giants, and I'm extremely happy for him.

Eddie Guerrero could carry a broomstick to a good match.

by combat_rock May 12, 2004

the talk

A conversation most American parents try to have with their teens, telling them all about sex even though they've already known it all for a couple of years by that time. Therefore it only serves to embarass the teen.

I'm not having the talk with my kids, I want them to just learn it all on the internet and from the kids at school like I did, and like everyone should.

by combat_rock November 24, 2003