Also known as DJWS a state of drunkenness where the first consonant of each word is swapped with the one of the word succeeding it. In cases where one word does not have a consonant to start on the consonant of the word with a consonant is placed at the front of it and left as is. Tends to happen at the end of a sentence perhaps due to the fact the subject becomes overconfident as they haven't jord wumbled the sentence that they are condemned to fuck it up. Often occuring in young intellectuals at party's where alcohol is so bountiful no person can reject getting muntered even if only slightly.
person 1: dude have I ever told you how luch move I have for you?
person 2: holy christ your breath's dehydrating my skin you're so fucked
person 1: my life is oo tawesome. I really shouldn't bitch mo such.
person 2: dude wtf did you just say? I think you have drunken jord wumbling syndrome. Here sit down and blow chunks
person 2: holy christ your breath's dehydrating my skin you're so fucked
person 1: my life is oo tawesome. I really shouldn't bitch mo such.
person 2: dude wtf did you just say? I think you have drunken jord wumbling syndrome. Here sit down and blow chunks
by coit105 May 08, 2010
A person who makes, a sometimes irrelevant, presumptuous argument inconsiderately of all related topics to said argument and with a sense of self importance that overshadows their ability to comprehend any variation of their own argument, let alone any overriding counter argument of any sort, as at all relevant. For this reason arrogance can be described as a form of delusion. Arrogance can often be confused with complacency. The two are very similar but never cross in any way shape or form for the simple reason that arrogance springs out of an argument that is presumptuous, naive and wrong whereas complacency comes out of an argument presented by an experienced individual who understands that, besides the occasional fluke, the underlying principle on which their argument is based is correct. All who refer to complacency as arrogance therefore are unable to accept any possibility that their own stance is incorrect and are therefore arrogant themselves. Arrogance has a common occurrence in bitching as it is sometimes used as a coping mechanism for people who are highly insecure and is rarely pointed out, to someone's face, by anyone who lacks a backbone.
person 1: Did you hear person 3 got herself knocked up at a party 3 months ago?
person 2: DUDE! Are you serious? Omg
person 1: IKR! Of all the people I know I didn't think person 3 would ever do something so irresponsible. As far as I'm concerned all people who're stupid enough to do something like that at our age don't think about how fucked they are going to be for the rest of their life until they get fucked.
person 2: Dude that is so arrogant like you said person 3's not always so irresponsible in fact she fucking aces every test, she's already tried and been fairly successful at living on her own, and she's now holding up a job that pays £70 a week. Stop being such a bitch about her you insecure prick.
person 2: DUDE! Are you serious? Omg
person 1: IKR! Of all the people I know I didn't think person 3 would ever do something so irresponsible. As far as I'm concerned all people who're stupid enough to do something like that at our age don't think about how fucked they are going to be for the rest of their life until they get fucked.
person 2: Dude that is so arrogant like you said person 3's not always so irresponsible in fact she fucking aces every test, she's already tried and been fairly successful at living on her own, and she's now holding up a job that pays £70 a week. Stop being such a bitch about her you insecure prick.
by coit105 April 17, 2010
Violence is any form of physical contact that supersedes the accepted level associated with any particular social situation. Violence can occur as a result of tension between two conflicting parties and result in the remaining non conflicting parties participating in the same social occasion to feel socially uncomfortable or awkward. Violence can sometimes be mistaken for a subjective view held by a group or individual. This is ,however, often not the case, rather the individual or group is in a social situation they do not understand or are unfamiliar with.
person one: Omg I'm so nervous about this house party I've only been in this country for 2 weeks.
person two: don't be too worried just be yourself and don't get too...
person one: Omg some guy just slapped another guy across the hand! Such violence!
person two: *lol* chill that's just a hi5 it's like a way people greet each other at these things.
person two: don't be too worried just be yourself and don't get too...
person one: Omg some guy just slapped another guy across the hand! Such violence!
person two: *lol* chill that's just a hi5 it's like a way people greet each other at these things.
by coit105 April 18, 2010
An upper class white person who status signals to other white people by looking down upon people of colour.
Reginald is a remarkable honkey - he never misses an occasion to showcase his collection of skulls of various races at dinner parties.
by coit105 April 25, 2019
Gun spamming is a phrase that originated in the early 2000's as the game first person shooter action genre really came alive with such titles as Timesplitters, Halo and Call of duty: big red one and the revolution of email and therefore easier internet spamming. It describes the act of being shot at repeatedly with the same gun until being killed or vice versa at an opponent. AI spamming is similar. It is when a group of Artificial Intelligence simulated enemy's, also known as bots or computer controlled characters, crowds a player making it impossible for him to move and killing him via melee or firing repeatedly depleting his health until dead. This situation often occurs with zombies. Another describes a similar situation where a group of enemy's converse in one spot trying to kill each other and a player seizes the opportunity and gun spam's them until dead raising his score significantly. None of these terms are used in modern day shooters due to technology evolving and as such spam is not used as much. Modern day shooters also have no or small health bars due to the increase in realism. These increases also mean that a quick 3 shot burst is all people can fire without recoil ruining aim completely and developers, taking this into account, have chosen to make this all that's needed most of the time to down a foe.
Person 1: Dude I totally rocked Timesplitters 2 on this frantic elimination match last night. It was a videogame spam fest man! I was down about 15 lives because I kept getting spammed with the soviet rifle and AI kept spamming me down tight corridors. So I stayed in open areas until they started spamming each other like crazy and I was blowing 'em down 2 at a time! No joke!
Person 2: DUDE SWEET!
Person 3: Hey guys what you talking about?
Person 2: Oh nothing much hey you done that maths homework?
Person 3: Nah lol who has? See you later yeah?
Person 2: Yeah sure
Person 1: That seemed pretty cold of you. What's the deal with you and him?
Person 2: Nothing really. He's just a complete tool. Plus he plays modern warfare 2 online all the time so he wouldn't get spamming.
Person 3: Oh he's one of those people? Fuck sake. People these days have no idea what makes a good game anymore.
Person 2: Nuff said. *hi5's person 3*
Person 2: DUDE SWEET!
Person 3: Hey guys what you talking about?
Person 2: Oh nothing much hey you done that maths homework?
Person 3: Nah lol who has? See you later yeah?
Person 2: Yeah sure
Person 1: That seemed pretty cold of you. What's the deal with you and him?
Person 2: Nothing really. He's just a complete tool. Plus he plays modern warfare 2 online all the time so he wouldn't get spamming.
Person 3: Oh he's one of those people? Fuck sake. People these days have no idea what makes a good game anymore.
Person 2: Nuff said. *hi5's person 3*
by coit105 September 09, 2010
(Verb)
Flytipping is a drunken activity that male humans wearing jeans participate in when the party atmosphere reaches the slow decline that happens after it peaks where one or more people have passed out and the rest are substantially drunk. Said males who are especially drunk and most likely randy will proceed to open and 'empty' the 'contents' of their zipfly onto the face of a person lying passed out on the floor. The lower orders also tend to call it dickslapping. This activity rarely turns sexual and in fact can be seen as rather irritating especially for those victims who are unlucky enough to be attacked by one who has recently been to pee and not wiped themselves clean. Most likely to occur when party is at said atmospheric condition and a game of spin the bottle is occuring.
Flytipping is a drunken activity that male humans wearing jeans participate in when the party atmosphere reaches the slow decline that happens after it peaks where one or more people have passed out and the rest are substantially drunk. Said males who are especially drunk and most likely randy will proceed to open and 'empty' the 'contents' of their zipfly onto the face of a person lying passed out on the floor. The lower orders also tend to call it dickslapping. This activity rarely turns sexual and in fact can be seen as rather irritating especially for those victims who are unlucky enough to be attacked by one who has recently been to pee and not wiped themselves clean. Most likely to occur when party is at said atmospheric condition and a game of spin the bottle is occuring.
Person 1: Dude what smells of pi..? OH MAN DID SOME FUCKER GO FLYTIPPING LAST NIGHT?
Person 2: Fuck I don't know I just remember being fucked off my head and randy as fuck
Person 2: Fuck I don't know I just remember being fucked off my head and randy as fuck
by coit105 August 24, 2010
A white person who routinely blames their problems on foreigners as a way of status signalling to other lower class whites.
Cleetus is such a cracker - he never misses an opportunity to bash foreigners to women at the dive bar.
by coit105 April 25, 2019