Home of the sluts, and chavs. Essex in the UK is totally populated by them, and you can't go to a club without the threat of being stabbed, or getting drunk and getting a girl pregnant.
Essex has its ups aswell. It does have some ok places.
But do not go to Essex for a holiday.
Essex has its ups aswell. It does have some ok places.
But do not go to Essex for a holiday.
by Cloud November 22, 2004
The owner of Habbo Hotel. Jibbi has absolutely no life, and she is a millionaire, by dealings such as Sunny Delight. She lives the life of a Queen, whilst fags by the stuff she has created for money, and pay £2.50 a month for Habbo Club, which entitles you to otehr clothes. Jibbi really is the lamest person on Earth.
Habbo member: AHHHAA!!!111!1one TEH HABBO RULZZZL!!
Hobba: That, is against thine Habbo-Way!
Habbo member: Pfff! teh PWN I R!!
Hobba: Dont make me call Jibbi!
Habbo member: AHASHAHSHADA!!! Jibbi suxx0r and she's my B1tch LoLOLoloL!!
Hobba: *bans*
Habbo member: OH TEH NOS!!111 I R TEH BANNED!! *jumps off cliff*
Hobba: That, is against thine Habbo-Way!
Habbo member: Pfff! teh PWN I R!!
Hobba: Dont make me call Jibbi!
Habbo member: AHASHAHSHADA!!! Jibbi suxx0r and she's my B1tch LoLOLoloL!!
Hobba: *bans*
Habbo member: OH TEH NOS!!111 I R TEH BANNED!! *jumps off cliff*
by Cloud May 10, 2004
What many people online (MSN, AOL, Various Chatrooms) always abuse. Either speak English or don't speak at all you losers.
"dey normli speek lyk diz" and listen to Hip Hop, and hang around the streets smoking and acting cool.
Also see chav
"dey normli speek lyk diz" and listen to Hip Hop, and hang around the streets smoking and acting cool.
Also see chav
Joe: u dnt know da tru
Joe: you cnt handle da trueth
Me: You can't handle the English Langauge.
Joe: y not?
Me: Point Proven
Joe: you cnt handle da trueth
Me: You can't handle the English Langauge.
Joe: y not?
Me: Point Proven
by Cloud November 15, 2004
the coolest e-mail service ever, never have to delete mail, *Unless you reach your 1 gigabyte storage space, which is very very very very very hard*
Owns every other e-mail service.
Owns every other e-mail service.
When Gmail goes public, Microsoft will shit themselves, and frantically try and increase their storage space to 2 gigs.
by Cloud July 20, 2004
1) RAWR!!!!!!!! *dives off bridge*
2)
Man: "Hey guys, I just owned 58 zombies!"
Man 2: "Yeah.. with what?"
Man: "well, obviously with..."
Zombie: "RAAAWWWWRRRR!!!!!!! *bites head off*"
Man 2: "Rawr this motherfucker, *pumps 690 shotgun bullets in zombies face*"
2)
Man: "Hey guys, I just owned 58 zombies!"
Man 2: "Yeah.. with what?"
Man: "well, obviously with..."
Zombie: "RAAAWWWWRRRR!!!!!!! *bites head off*"
Man 2: "Rawr this motherfucker, *pumps 690 shotgun bullets in zombies face*"
by Cloud July 11, 2004
cursed,black ship in the movie "pirates of the carebbian",jack sparrow's ship (sometime comanddered by barbossa)
Barbossa:First,your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly,you must be a pirate for the pirate’s code to apply and you’re not.And thirdly,the code is more what you'd call"guidelines"than actual rules.Welcome aboard the Black Pearl,Miss Turner .
by cloud November 09, 2003