winar 

To win something, or to own somebody

HAAHAHAHAHA!!! OMFG U R TEH OWNED!!! I R TEH WINAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHA!!! *implodes*

winar by Cloud October 22, 2003

The Winar Tales 

The Winars equivalent of the Bible.

it contains the storys and the legends of Teh Winars, to the the Doctrine and 10 Commandments as applied to Teh Winars

A Winar Tale Of David Dickinson....

AHAHAH HELLO BARGAIN HUNTERS!! THIS WEEK WERE IN SUNNY.....er....SUNNY...........ANTARCTICA!!! AHAHA ITS LOVELY AND WARM HERE TODAY!!!!! SO MR PENGUIN!!!! HOW DO YOU FAIR YOUR CHANCES ON TODAYS SHOW?!?! "....." AHAHA REALLY WOW!!! AND HOW ABO.........*freezes to death*

*dies*

The Winar Tales by Fred Bloggs the 3rd October 30, 2003

WinRAR 

A file compression program that is famous for never enforcing its 40-day free trial, essentially making it free.

"Please note that WinRAR is not a free software. After a 40 day trial period you must either buy a licence or remove it from your computer."

WinRAR by axlkjfbgwkua May 4, 2018

Windrammer

The existence of which someone should try to emulate as they copulate.

Live like a windrammer as you fuck

Windrammer by Fnorkington September 29, 2012

Oprah Winfrey 

The Deepak Chopra of talk show hosts. A god to soccer moms everywhere, and an egregious blight on everyone else. While her work ethic and her ability to overcome the horrid obstacles of her early life should be admired, she uses her platform as one of the most influential women on the planet to peddle woo, promote empty, platitudinous feel-good pop psychology horseshit, and give a prominent platform for the often-harmful advice of hacks and charlatans (see Dr. Phil, "psychologist", Dr. Oz, energy-healing quack, Jenny McCarthy, anti-vaccine kook, and, again, Deepak Chopra, for prominent examples). Every time she's on air, she has the opportunity to provide the truth and give people useful information to live by, but instead, kowtows to quackery, clapping like a trained seal in the process. As such, her influence does a disservice to the critical thinking skills of the general public, and should be considered nothing but a pus-filled carbuncle - nay - a malignant cancer on the asshole of Reason by any person who values their critical faculties. Fuck Oprah, and everything that snake oil-peddling, self-important cow stands for!

Bob: Did you watch Oprah Winfrey yesterday?
Greg: No, why?
Bob: She had a psychic come on the show to discuss her new book about crystal healing being used to cure cancer, and why you don't needn't consult a medical professional for treatment any longer. And the stupid, mindless pack of sycophantic soccer moms gobbled it up like it was the fucking Gospel!
Greg: *facepalm* This is why we can't have nice things!

Oprah Winfrey by Dr. Snark, PhD November 3, 2013

Winfred 

Winfred is an amazing guy. He's quiet, but one of the coolest friends you could ever have. Every Winfred has a bae, and treats them kindly. You can trust him with anything, and is one of the cutest guys you'll ever meet. Everyone needs a Winfred.

Girl 1: Omg, did you see Winfred?
Girl 2: Yes, he's quiet, but so cute!

Winfred by zboltz2 May 27, 2014

Windrammer

A mythical wind goat which is the Narnian god of fertility.

Ma all the gods of furious strong be with you as you crunch your opponents, and live like a windrammer as you fuck.

Windrammer by Blarg132 April 29, 2012