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colour

The superior way of spelling colour, unlike those American losers.
Shizzle Man: ROFL!!! CHECK DIZ OUT BRO, THE COLOR OF MAH CAR IS SWEET YEAH!?

British Man: Well, I personally think a hint of the ol' marble colour would make the car more smoother on the eyes, jolly chap.

Shizzle Man: .....
by Cloud July 20, 2004
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Internet

A place where Bill Gates said would never work. Yet here we are, whoring ourselves to the Internet and MSN Instant Messenger.

Yes, the Internet does own you.
My best friend had the Internet. He said it was cool, until I found his storage of gay porn. I asked him where he got it, he said something called the "Internet"?

Oh my god, MY COUNTERSTRIKE ACCOUNT HAS BEEN DELETED!!! Oh I forgot, the Internet hacked it. Well, off I go to the Microsoft support website.
by Cloud November 16, 2003
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sweet sweet love magic

A Really cool song on DDR MAX2 and on Dancing Stage Megamix!
Magical Love, Magical Kiss!
You've shined a light
On my whole world my friend
Love is in the Air
Beauty's everywhere
The Magic of your love lasts forever!
by Cloud February 3, 2004
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Microsoft Support Centre

The people who always tell you that "Restarting your computer" will always solve the problem.

And when they do have to go further than that, they just keep arguing with you about your own PC. I hate them.
Larry: Hi Microsoft, my PC has just been hacked and my hard drive has veen deleted and now my PC won't turn on.

MSC: This can be easily resolved. Restart your computer.

Larry: How, it won't turn back on?

MSC: Press the power button

Larry: YEAH, BUT IT DOESNT TURN ON AT ALL!

MSC: We will not argue with you sir. Call back when you are experiencing technical difficulties on a higher level.

Larry: I'm going to blow up Your support centre.

MSC: Is that a virus?

*Larry hangs up*
by Cloud November 14, 2004
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Vocal Trance

The best form of music ever. A Fusion of beautiful trance, with angelic vocals.

Better than all that Black R'n'B crap the majority of the world listens to.

Vocal Trance is looked down upon by some people, but they cannot appreciate true, awesome music, and would rather listen to that stupid Black shit that every other moron listens to.

Also notice how people who listen to Vocal Trance type correctly, unlike the ones "hu typ lyk diz lolz"

Point: Proven
I was listening Aylin - Viva The Love, and was taken into a total dream world. Then some fag told me his gay Twista and Usher music was better, so I smashed him in the face and walked off.
by Cloud November 11, 2004
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Deepz0ne

Deepz0ne is a very well known cracker. Read below for history:

Microsoft have been bust yet again. They have been using a cracked version of Sound Forge to create files that are inside the Windows Tour folder.

These files have been made with Sound Forge 4.5 (The cracked version) first cracked by a cracker called "Deepz0ne".

Deepz0ne was one of the founders of the cracking group "Radium" and cracked the first ever Sound Forge 4.5, for illegal, pirate use.

It seems that Microsoft have got the pirate copy, and just made the files on that.

How do I fnd this you ask? Do the following:

Click "My Computer"
Double click the C:/ Drive (Local Disk)
Double click the "WINDOWS" folder
Double click the "Help" folder
Double click the "Tours" folder
Double click the "WindowsMediaPlayer" folder
Double click the "Audio" folder

You will then be presented with WAV files. Right click any one of these, and open it with NotePad. Scroll right to the bottom and you should see this:

"2000-04-06 IENG Deepz0ne ISFT Sound Forge 4.5" The first 4 digits may alter, but everything else stays the same.

As you can clearly see, Deepz0ne's cracked SoundForge was used to create these files, which is illegal. Also considering microsoft is against it...
Look it up on your PC, you will see how much Microsoft are liars, and also fakes.

Do you know Deepz0ne at all Microsoft? No? Thought not...
by Cloud November 19, 2004
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w3c

Without W3C there would be no Internet. Possibly the greatest people on Earth.

They have saved millions many hour sof having to jack off to imaginery porn in their heads.

Also invented HTML, the basis of all internet code.
W3C have saved my life.
by Cloud November 23, 2004
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