55 definitions by cloud

fedex

People that deliver your stuff, if it gets lost during shipping, it's becuase the person delivering it has stolen it.

My pet Rabbit never came.

by cloud July 20, 2004

Trocadero

The Trocadero in London is a massive Entertainment centre, with arcades, bowling, cinema etc. It is completely populated by rude boy filth.

90% of people there you will want to kill. Also, do not go there after 9pm on a Saturday...

Other than that it is awesome, you find some hardcore Game Dancers (DDR, EZ2, PUMP) and has DDR Extreme!

I walked into the Trocadero with a shotgun and came out dragging 5 rude boys by their shirts.

I also came out and realised that I felt the urge to go back and do it all over again, and play a bit of DDR Extreme while I was there too.

by cloud October 31, 2004

Black Pearl

cursed,black ship in the movie "pirates of the carebbian",jack sparrow's ship (sometime comanddered by barbossa)

Barbossa:First,your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly,you must be a pirate for the pirate’s code to apply and you’re not.And thirdly,the code is more what you'd call"guidelines"than actual rules.Welcome aboard the Black Pearl,Miss Turner .

by cloud November 9, 2003

winar

To win something, or to own somebody

HAAHAHAHAHA!!! OMFG U R TEH OWNED!!! I R TEH WINAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHA!!! *implodes*

by cloud October 22, 2003

universe

The great unknown, undoubtedly aliens living out there, and its scarey just to think how huge it is, the universe is bigger than:

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458459578558768565865858 suns, big eh?

The Universe is big.

by cloud July 20, 2004

Vocal Trance

The best form of music ever. A Fusion of beautiful trance, with angelic vocals.

Better than all that Black R'n'B crap the majority of the world listens to.

Vocal Trance is looked down upon by some people, but they cannot appreciate true, awesome music, and would rather listen to that stupid Black shit that every other moron listens to.

Also notice how people who listen to Vocal Trance type correctly, unlike the ones "hu typ lyk diz lolz"

Point: Proven

I was listening Aylin - Viva The Love, and was taken into a total dream world. Then some fag told me his gay Twista and Usher music was better, so I smashed him in the face and walked off.

by cloud November 12, 2004

ask jeeves

The lamest Search Engine Ever. The commercials tell you that typing in a question will give you an answer.

All it is is a search engine, like Google, and Yahho (Except 6000 times worse) and does NOT give you answers, merely search results.

Me: *types in* Where can I find 10 hour long porn movies?

Ask.com: 1st Result A Brief History on movies at the cinema!

Me: Why can't Ask.com implode?

Ask.com: 1st Result 10 HOUR Pr0n DVD'Z 4 DOwnloaDINg LOLZ!!!11

Me: Ah.. I think i'm gonna go use Google now...

by cloud November 27, 2004