cloud's definitions

fedex

People that deliver your stuff, if it gets lost during shipping, it's becuase the person delivering it has stolen it.

My pet Rabbit never came.

by Cloud July 20, 2004

nassatall

someone who has a flat ass

"hey do ya like that chick nah she has nassatall"

by cloud March 30, 2015

Linux

An extremely stable Operating system, and drives server/networks like a dream, due to hardly ever going down, or having to reboot, can stay up for years due to its rock solid code.

Also, the only thing which stands between Microsoft and World Domination.

Microsoft programmers also make their programs/OS's on Linux boxes....

Microsoft tried to dominate the world, but Linux jumped up and stabbed them in the face.

by Cloud July 20, 2004

Sean Paul

Possibly one of the worst artists ever. Sounds like a total fool when he sings, and everyone who likes him has the IQ of about 6.

Listen to some real music dickheads, like Vocal Trance

by Cloud November 22, 2004

captain obvious

Someone who says something that is so obvious, it's not worth remembering what the person actually said.

Jim: Hey, the world is in the universe!
Timmy Mallet: Well Well, thank you Captain Obvious *throws in acid pool

by Cloud July 20, 2004

eurobeat

A good type of music for the game Dance Dance Revolution!

Upside down
If you fall into the ground
Coo Coo is the movie
Coo Coo is the city
Upside down
Now we are running all around
Coo Coo, are you dancing?
Coo Coo, are you feeling?
Picking up together
Growing up your fever
So you're never feeling blue
Oh, come and get it, baby
Hear the people saying
Everybody take your hand

Rolling on the ceiling
Rolling by your feelings
Rolling on the ceiling again
Oh, Juju told me Clover, he could be your lover
All this thought for losing your head
Oh, I want to see your body tossing again
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah......

Upside down
You are walking through the town
Coo Coo is the movie
Coo Coo is the city
Upside down
Now we are running all around
Coo Coo, are you dancing?
Coo Coo, are you feeling?

Like a lovely lady
I'm a wee bit crazy
I am never feeling blue
Oh, come and get it, baby
Hear the people saying
Everybody take your hand

by Cloud May 2, 2004

Internet

A place where Bill Gates said would never work. Yet here we are, whoring ourselves to the Internet and MSN Instant Messenger.

Yes, the Internet does own you.

My best friend had the Internet. He said it was cool, until I found his storage of gay porn. I asked him where he got it, he said something called the "Internet"?

Oh my god, MY COUNTERSTRIKE ACCOUNT HAS BEEN DELETED!!! Oh I forgot, the Internet hacked it. Well, off I go to the Microsoft support website.

by Cloud November 16, 2003