cloud's definitions

wat

Wat is short for "What" but is only spelt "Wat" by total inbred morons who have no idea how to actually write a proper message, which can be understood.

Words which also fall into this are:

Woz
Wiv
Fink
Dat
Da
Der
Dis
Den
No (Know)

Wat u doin, lolz, ow woz last nite, i heard der woz a fite, i fink it woz wiv dat boy frm across da road hehe tb xxx

by Cloud July 3, 2004

tree frog

A Tree Frog can be many things. A Tree Frog can be a frog that lives in a tree, or a total army of frogs ready to kill you. It normally is followed by a Lawn or a Police Car.

HoLy: tree frog lawn police car yam hay gag haystack moon eggplant

INK LINK: THE SECRET PHRASE "TREE FROG" WAS FOUND!!

by Cloud July 4, 2004

rawr

1) To roar like some sort of weird dinosaur.

2) A sound a Zombie makes.

1) RAWR!!!!!!!! *dives off bridge*

2)

Man: "Hey guys, I just owned 58 zombies!"
Man 2: "Yeah.. with what?"
Man: "well, obviously with..."
Zombie: "RAAAWWWWRRRR!!!!!!! *bites head off*"
Man 2: "Rawr this motherfucker, *pumps 690 shotgun bullets in zombies face*"

by Cloud July 11, 2004

captain obvious

Someone who says something that is so obvious, it's not worth remembering what the person actually said.

Jim: Hey, the world is in the universe!
Timmy Mallet: Well Well, thank you Captain Obvious *throws in acid pool

by Cloud July 20, 2004

AOL

The lamest ISP ever created, crashes all the time, and has the most annoying representive mascot thing, "Connie"

Yeah, damn right its a CONnie, also tend to send you discs every other week, which can be easily snapped and made into a mass murdering knife thing, therefore provoking violence.

Mum did not create AOL

by Cloud July 20, 2004

netscape

Coolest browser ever, very stable, and doesn't install porn dialers, or toolbars, it always asks you first, and doesn't give itself away to Pop Up ads, which MicroSuck Intergay Expoorer 6.0 does.

Netscape is better because it has a download manager, more stable, and I don't get viruses from it, unlike that stupid microsuck browser, what was it again?

by Cloud July 20, 2004

universe

The great unknown, undoubtedly aliens living out there, and its scarey just to think how huge it is, the universe is bigger than:

689758768907698659856957
856585986798709476096987
999999999999999999999999
888888888854687444584749
875985769836439586985654
909750397507503735509547
897454567896978659836353
458459578558768565865858
947494784649839598575858
847598469469568595589579
909750397507503735509547
897454567896978659836353
458459578558768565865858
909750397507503735509547
897454567896978659836353
458459578558768565865858
909750397507503735509547
897454567896978659836353
458459578558768565865858
909750397507503735509547
897454567896978659836353
458459578558768565865858 suns, big eh?

The Universe is big.

by Cloud July 20, 2004