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friendwhore

One who obsessively tries to see how many "friends" they can acquire on websites with a "friending" feature such as LiveJournal, GreatestJournal, DeadJournal, Rooster Teeth Productions, Red vs Blue and other alike websites and message boards with such a function.
"I added three hundred people to my buddy list on LiveJournal!" said the friendwhore.
"You're a friendwhore!" replied the non-friendwhore.
by Cloud March 7, 2005
mugGet the friendwhoremug.

Linus Torvalds

The only man to ever create something (Linux) which may just destroy Microsoft Windows.

Also the man Bill Gates fears the most, he fears him so much that RedHat and Linux.org send Bill Gates into a nervous breakdown whenever he hears the name, or views the websites.
Microsoft Employee: Bill, Linux is gradually overtaking us.
Bill Gates: NOOO GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY!!!! *has nervous breakdown*
by Cloud November 19, 2004
mugGet the Linus Torvaldsmug.

triple triple

The best score you can get in Scrabble.

If a word is formed that covers two red Triple Word Squares, the score is tripled and then tripled again, or is nine times the total letter count.
Jerry: WOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAH!!
Me: Why are you so happy?
Jerry: I just got a TRIPLE TRIPLE!!
Me: WTF!!?!?!?!! HOW!?!!?!?
by Cloud November 24, 2004
mugGet the triple triplemug.

Boy Racers

Total losers who spend more money doing up their cars, than what they actually paid for the car.

They like to drive up and down the same road trying to act cool with their exhaust which sounds like a dying cow.

Populate Essex aswell.
That Boy Racer fag paid more money to trick it out than the car. Oh wait wow, he has a girl in the frotn seat who isn't even legal to read Never Never Land yet!
by Cloud November 22, 2004
mugGet the Boy Racersmug.

tree frog

A Tree Frog can be many things. A Tree Frog can be a frog that lives in a tree, or a total army of frogs ready to kill you. It normally is followed by a Lawn or a Police Car.
HoLy: tree frog lawn police car yam hay gag haystack moon eggplant

INK LINK: THE SECRET PHRASE "TREE FROG" WAS FOUND!!
by Cloud July 4, 2004
mugGet the tree frogmug.

ask jeeves

The lamest Search Engine Ever. The commercials tell you that typing in a question will give you an answer.

All it is is a search engine, like Google, and Yahho (Except 6000 times worse) and does NOT give you answers, merely search results.
Me: *types in* Where can I find 10 hour long porn movies?

Ask.com: 1st Result A Brief History on movies at the cinema!

Me: Why can't Ask.com implode?

Ask.com: 1st Result 10 HOUR Pr0n DVD'Z 4 DOwnloaDINg LOLZ!!!11

Me: Ah.. I think i'm gonna go use Google now...
by Cloud November 27, 2004
mugGet the ask jeevesmug.

slaw

adjective used in the description of nouns to imply ignorance
Damn that motha' fucka' is slaw as hell
by Cloud May 13, 2005
mugGet the slawmug.

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