cloud's definitions

Microsoft Support Centre

The people who always tell you that "Restarting your computer" will always solve the problem.

And when they do have to go further than that, they just keep arguing with you about your own PC. I hate them.

Larry: Hi Microsoft, my PC has just been hacked and my hard drive has veen deleted and now my PC won't turn on.

MSC: This can be easily resolved. Restart your computer.

Larry: How, it won't turn back on?

MSC: Press the power button

Larry: YEAH, BUT IT DOESNT TURN ON AT ALL!

MSC: We will not argue with you sir. Call back when you are experiencing technical difficulties on a higher level.

Larry: I'm going to blow up Your support centre.

MSC: Is that a virus?

*Larry hangs up*

by Cloud November 14, 2004

kk

A word used online by total fags who can't seem to spell "ok" correctly. People who say "kk" also say words like:

dat
den
der
dis
dey
lolz

Boy: I'm going to stab you and kill your family.

Girl: kk

by Cloud November 11, 2004

Dilly Crew

The ultimate Super Hero Squad.

Team consist of:

Dilly Catty
Dilly Doggy
Dilly Mousey
Dilly Ducky
Dilly Fax Machine
Dilly Health Insurance Man
Dilly Froggy
Dilly Grim Reaper
Dilly Horsy
Dilly Piggy
Dilly Crabby

More which I probably forgot.

All Possess the power to kill anyone within 2 seconds of looking at them

Me: DILLY CREW, ATTACK!!

*Dilly crew kills world*

DILLY CREW WIN AGAIN!!!

by Cloud November 11, 2004

Vocal Trance

The best form of music ever. A Fusion of beautiful trance, with angelic vocals.

Better than all that Black R'n'B crap the majority of the world listens to.

Vocal Trance is looked down upon by some people, but they cannot appreciate true, awesome music, and would rather listen to that stupid Black shit that every other moron listens to.

Also notice how people who listen to Vocal Trance type correctly, unlike the ones "hu typ lyk diz lolz"

Point: Proven

I was listening Aylin - Viva The Love, and was taken into a total dream world. Then some fag told me his gay Twista and Usher music was better, so I smashed him in the face and walked off.

by Cloud November 11, 2004

woo yay

A word of happyness. used often online (and alot on b3ta.com)

person 1:I just completed Burnout3
person 2:Woo yay

by Cloud November 3, 2004

Trocadero

The Trocadero in London is a massive Entertainment centre, with arcades, bowling, cinema etc. It is completely populated by rude boy filth.

90% of people there you will want to kill. Also, do not go there after 9pm on a Saturday...

Other than that it is awesome, you find some hardcore Game Dancers (DDR, EZ2, PUMP) and has DDR Extreme!

I walked into the Trocadero with a shotgun and came out dragging 5 rude boys by their shirts.

I also came out and realised that I felt the urge to go back and do it all over again, and play a bit of DDR Extreme while I was there too.

by Cloud October 31, 2004

bloyng

A typical labeller that doesn't like to be labelled him/herself.

Dude, stop being a fuckin' bloyng!

by Cloud October 19, 2004