cloud's definitions

thought shower

In the UK it is now illegal to say Brain Storm, because some retarded kids actually have a thing called a Brain Storm.

So all teachers must now say Thought Shower.

I love UK.

Boy: Ms, shall I do a Brain Storm?
Teacher: WHAT!?!? BLASPHEMER!! *uppercuts*

by Cloud November 15, 2004

wat

Wat is short for "What" but is only spelt "Wat" by total inbred morons who have no idea how to actually write a proper message, which can be understood.

Words which also fall into this are:

Woz
Wiv
Fink
Dat
Da
Der
Dis
Den
No (Know)

Wat u doin, lolz, ow woz last nite, i heard der woz a fite, i fink it woz wiv dat boy frm across da road hehe tb xxx

by Cloud July 3, 2004

kk

A word used online by total fags who can't seem to spell "ok" correctly. People who say "kk" also say words like:

dat
den
der
dis
dey
lolz

Boy: I'm going to stab you and kill your family.

Girl: kk

by Cloud November 11, 2004

realplayer

The worst media player on the Internet. Buffers at a pathetically slow rate,a nd is so unstable it makes a mentally suicidal woman look normal.

It takes ages to start up, and when it does start up, it is so slow to use, you end up quitting it.

I might be able to give an example of RealPlayer when it has stopped buffering.

by Cloud May 18, 2004

nassatall

someone who has a flat ass

"hey do ya like that chick nah she has nassatall"

by cloud March 30, 2015

Linux

An extremely stable Operating system, and drives server/networks like a dream, due to hardly ever going down, or having to reboot, can stay up for years due to its rock solid code.

Also, the only thing which stands between Microsoft and World Domination.

Microsoft programmers also make their programs/OS's on Linux boxes....

Microsoft tried to dominate the world, but Linux jumped up and stabbed them in the face.

by Cloud July 20, 2004

fedex

People that deliver your stuff, if it gets lost during shipping, it's becuase the person delivering it has stolen it.

My pet Rabbit never came.

by Cloud July 20, 2004