Man 1: Hey, I just sold that 10kilo of viagra tablets I had in the garage!
Man 2: How much did it go for?
Man 1: £600.00
Man 2: Dude, where is my pellets of rabbit shit?
Man 1: On the FedEX plane to Afganistan...
Man 2: .......
Man 2: How much did it go for?
Man 1: £600.00
Man 2: Dude, where is my pellets of rabbit shit?
Man 1: On the FedEX plane to Afganistan...
Man 2: .......
by Cloud July 20, 2004
One who obsessively tries to see how many "friends" they can acquire on websites with a "friending" feature such as LiveJournal, GreatestJournal, DeadJournal, Rooster Teeth Productions, Red vs Blue and other alike websites and message boards with such a function.
"I added three hundred people to my buddy list on LiveJournal!" said the friendwhore.
"You're a friendwhore!" replied the non-friendwhore.
"You're a friendwhore!" replied the non-friendwhore.
by Cloud March 07, 2005
The lamest Search Engine Ever. The commercials tell you that typing in a question will give you an answer.
All it is is a search engine, like Google, and Yahho (Except 6000 times worse) and does NOT give you answers, merely search results.
All it is is a search engine, like Google, and Yahho (Except 6000 times worse) and does NOT give you answers, merely search results.
Me: *types in* Where can I find 10 hour long porn movies?
Ask.com: 1st Result A Brief History on movies at the cinema!
Me: Why can't Ask.com implode?
Ask.com: 1st Result 10 HOUR Pr0n DVD'Z 4 DOwnloaDINg LOLZ!!!11
Me: Ah.. I think i'm gonna go use Google now...
Ask.com: 1st Result A Brief History on movies at the cinema!
Me: Why can't Ask.com implode?
Ask.com: 1st Result 10 HOUR Pr0n DVD'Z 4 DOwnloaDINg LOLZ!!!11
Me: Ah.. I think i'm gonna go use Google now...
by Cloud November 27, 2004
Upside down
If you fall into the ground
Coo Coo is the movie
Coo Coo is the city
Upside down
Now we are running all around
Coo Coo, are you dancing?
Coo Coo, are you feeling?
Picking up together
Growing up your fever
So you're never feeling blue
Oh, come and get it, baby
Hear the people saying
Everybody take your hand
Rolling on the ceiling
Rolling by your feelings
Rolling on the ceiling again
Oh, Juju told me Clover, he could be your lover
All this thought for losing your head
Oh, I want to see your body tossing again
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah......
Upside down
You are walking through the town
Coo Coo is the movie
Coo Coo is the city
Upside down
Now we are running all around
Coo Coo, are you dancing?
Coo Coo, are you feeling?
Like a lovely lady
I'm a wee bit crazy
I am never feeling blue
Oh, come and get it, baby
Hear the people saying
Everybody take your hand
If you fall into the ground
Coo Coo is the movie
Coo Coo is the city
Upside down
Now we are running all around
Coo Coo, are you dancing?
Coo Coo, are you feeling?
Picking up together
Growing up your fever
So you're never feeling blue
Oh, come and get it, baby
Hear the people saying
Everybody take your hand
Rolling on the ceiling
Rolling by your feelings
Rolling on the ceiling again
Oh, Juju told me Clover, he could be your lover
All this thought for losing your head
Oh, I want to see your body tossing again
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah......
Upside down
You are walking through the town
Coo Coo is the movie
Coo Coo is the city
Upside down
Now we are running all around
Coo Coo, are you dancing?
Coo Coo, are you feeling?
Like a lovely lady
I'm a wee bit crazy
I am never feeling blue
Oh, come and get it, baby
Hear the people saying
Everybody take your hand
by Cloud May 02, 2004
Coolest browser ever, very stable, and doesn't install porn dialers, or toolbars, it always asks you first, and doesn't give itself away to Pop Up ads, which MicroSuck Intergay Expoorer 6.0 does.
Netscape is better because it has a download manager, more stable, and I don't get viruses from it, unlike that stupid microsuck browser, what was it again?
by Cloud July 20, 2004
by Cloud November 04, 2004
The worst media player on the Internet. Buffers at a pathetically slow rate,a nd is so unstable it makes a mentally suicidal woman look normal.
It takes ages to start up, and when it does start up, it is so slow to use, you end up quitting it.
It takes ages to start up, and when it does start up, it is so slow to use, you end up quitting it.
by Cloud May 18, 2004