Definitions by cloud

captain obvious

Someone who says something that is so obvious, it's not worth remembering what the person actually said.

Jim: Hey, the world is in the universe!
Timmy Mallet: Well Well, thank you Captain Obvious *throws in acid pool

captain obvious by Cloud July 20, 2004

AOL 

The lamest ISP ever created, crashes all the time, and has the most annoying representive mascot thing, "Connie"

Yeah, damn right its a CONnie, also tend to send you discs every other week, which can be easily snapped and made into a mass murdering knife thing, therefore provoking violence.

Mum did not create AOL

AOL by Cloud July 20, 2004

netscape 

Coolest browser ever, very stable, and doesn't install porn dialers, or toolbars, it always asks you first, and doesn't give itself away to Pop Up ads, which MicroSuck Intergay Expoorer 6.0 does.

Netscape is better because it has a download manager, more stable, and I don't get viruses from it, unlike that stupid microsuck browser, what was it again?

netscape by Cloud July 20, 2004

universe 

The great unknown, undoubtedly aliens living out there, and its scarey just to think how huge it is, the universe is bigger than:

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458459578558768565865858
947494784649839598575858
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458459578558768565865858
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458459578558768565865858
909750397507503735509547
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458459578558768565865858 suns, big eh?

The Universe is big.

universe by Cloud July 20, 2004

gmail 

the coolest e-mail service ever, never have to delete mail, *Unless you reach your 1 gigabyte storage space, which is very very very very very hard*

Owns every other e-mail service.

When Gmail goes public, Microsoft will shit themselves, and frantically try and increase their storage space to 2 gigs.

gmail by Cloud July 20, 2004

Linux 

An extremely stable Operating system, and drives server/networks like a dream, due to hardly ever going down, or having to reboot, can stay up for years due to its rock solid code.

Also, the only thing which stands between Microsoft and World Domination.

Microsoft programmers also make their programs/OS's on Linux boxes....

Microsoft tried to dominate the world, but Linux jumped up and stabbed them in the face.

Linux by Cloud July 20, 2004

fedex 

People that deliver your stuff, if it gets lost during shipping, it's becuase the person delivering it has stolen it.

My pet Rabbit never came.

fedex by Cloud July 20, 2004