cloud's definitions

winar

To win something, or to own somebody

HAAHAHAHAHA!!! OMFG U R TEH OWNED!!! I R TEH WINAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHA!!! *implodes*

by Cloud October 22, 2003

ask jeeves

The lamest Search Engine Ever. The commercials tell you that typing in a question will give you an answer.

All it is is a search engine, like Google, and Yahho (Except 6000 times worse) and does NOT give you answers, merely search results.

Me: *types in* Where can I find 10 hour long porn movies?

Ask.com: 1st Result A Brief History on movies at the cinema!

Me: Why can't Ask.com implode?

Ask.com: 1st Result 10 HOUR Pr0n DVD'Z 4 DOwnloaDINg LOLZ!!!11

Me: Ah.. I think i'm gonna go use Google now...

by Cloud November 27, 2004

ICQ

A lame Instant Messaging service, where you get a lame number that is your chatting ID, that can hardly be remembered.

gets totally thrashed by MSN Messanger.

Amanda: My ICQ is: 43943693735
Me: Yeah whatever fag, get MSN or you are dumped.

by Cloud November 23, 2004

Final Fantasy 10

The worst fucking Final Fantasy ever. With the lamest main character, along with Squall, pathetic storyline and ending aswell.

ZANARKAND!?!? ZANARKAND?!?! OMFG I MUST GET TO ZANARKAND!?!? < Tidus

"Dude, shut the fuck up *snaps disc* < Player

by Cloud October 20, 2003

ebay

The only place where you can buy fake viagra tablets, and fake memorobillia.

Man 1: Hey, I just sold that 10kilo of viagra tablets I had in the garage!
Man 2: How much did it go for?
Man 1: £600.00
Man 2: Dude, where is my pellets of rabbit shit?
Man 1: On the FedEX plane to Afganistan...
Man 2: .......

by Cloud July 20, 2004

Pond

Something a frog lives in.

Mr Frog lives in a Pond, SERIOUS!!

by Cloud July 20, 2004

Lets D-D-R

The famous saying on DDR Extreme before you play a song, after you have put your credit in.

*puts Credit in*
Announcer: LET'S D-D-R!!!
"ok" *presses continue*

by Cloud November 17, 2004