When you are too lazy to google something yourself. So you text a friend and ask them the question you could have easily googled yourself.
Kelli (texting): "What kind of material was Han Solo frozen in?"
Brigette (replying): "Carbonite, my Google lazy little sister."
Brigette (replying): "Carbonite, my Google lazy little sister."
by classikjane August 31, 2012
Get the Google lazy mug.Whore + Shorts = Whorts. Usually these shorts enter this world as regular shorty shorts. But once a whore gets her hands (and scissors) on them they are transformed into Whorts. Whorts are not to be confused with "Daisy "Pukes".
Collin: Nice. Bekki is wearing her "Whorts" today.
Monica: Whorts??
Collin: Shorts so short they look like a collar!
Monica: Whorts??
Collin: Shorts so short they look like a collar!
by classikjane November 14, 2011
Get the Whorts mug.Yes, bad candy does actually exist. No, it does not refer to weak cocaine or fake acid. Bad Candy is old ass dollar store candy that's been sitting on the shelves so long that Antiques Road Show wants a peice of that fossilized glucose. Usually a very cheap co-worker will bring Bad Candy to work in an attempt to make friends. Epic failure occurs although the Bad Candy does somehow disappear (probably to the yet to be defined "candy whore").
Kim: I need some chocolate or something.
Elizabeth: Purchasing has some candy, try some?
Kim: NO! It's Bad Candy! To open up the wrapper is to unleash the horror!
Elizabeth: Purchasing has some candy, try some?
Kim: NO! It's Bad Candy! To open up the wrapper is to unleash the horror!
by classikjane September 29, 2010
Get the Bad Candy mug.The "F" relates to the cup size, the "Bombs" refers to what fills the cup size. If you are friends with F Bombs then you are damn lucky. Nothing but good times can be expected when hanging out with F Bombs. If you're aiming for the Trifecta Wow Effect, simply add "Double D" and "EZ-E" to the mix.
EZ-E: "Where's F Bombs?"
Double D: "Dude the last time I saw F Bombs she was getting free shots from the bartender"
EZ-E: "She better have enough for all of us"
Double D: "It's F Bombs, you know she will"
EZ-E: "True..."
Double D: "Dude the last time I saw F Bombs she was getting free shots from the bartender"
EZ-E: "She better have enough for all of us"
Double D: "It's F Bombs, you know she will"
EZ-E: "True..."
by classikjane February 18, 2011
Get the F Bombs mug.A popular game in the 80's, Connect Four has a way of invoking emotions equivilant to teenage angst in people currently in their 30's. The Connect Four Roar is a word used to describe the trimphant bellow issued by an individual after scoring the coveted Connect Four WIN.
Elizabeth (after scoring a Connect Four Win): RAAAARRRRWWLLLLOOWHOAWHOA in the FACE Rob! In the FACE!
Andrea: Damn Girl! You made me drop my drink with that skurry Connect Four Roar!
Andrea: Damn Girl! You made me drop my drink with that skurry Connect Four Roar!
by classikjane January 11, 2010
Get the Connect Four Roar mug.An adjective used to describe somethign done in a manner so powerful it is as though a man who stands 7 feet tall has done the task.
Kim: Aww dis, I tried to pick up that box but it is too heavy.
Brigette (who stands 5'3") picks up the aforementioned box: This thing? Easy as pie!
Kim: Wow! You are Pau'erful!
Brigette (who stands 5'3") picks up the aforementioned box: This thing? Easy as pie!
Kim: Wow! You are Pau'erful!
by classikjane January 07, 2010
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