What a woman in the sex industry refers to her vagina as. (Pornstar, escort, stripper, etc) Her vagina is her primary body part that she makes a living from. If her purse is damaged in anyway; her income severely suffers.
Boyfriend: Do you like it when I go deep?
Girlfriend: Yeah, but not too deep
Boyfriend: Why
Girlfriend: I have to work the streets this weekend and I don't want you to hurt my purse...
Girlfriend: Yeah, but not too deep
Boyfriend: Why
Girlfriend: I have to work the streets this weekend and I don't want you to hurt my purse...
by cityguychicago November 04, 2009
Get the my purse mug.Something that is neither especially good nor exciting. Commonly used as a humorous way to describe something that is obviously boring as hell!
A take on the old saying "nothing to write home about", yet it is more current because it refers to what a person might enter on their "Facebook Wall."
A take on the old saying "nothing to write home about", yet it is more current because it refers to what a person might enter on their "Facebook Wall."
by cityguychicago November 04, 2011
Get the nothing to wall about mug.The female version of a "douche-bag." Quite possibly the 2nd worse term you can call a woman.
Douche Broads can usually be found cheating on their boyfriends, flirting to get stuff for free, and drinking and driving.
Douche-Broads usually have fake breasts, fake tans, fake blonde hair and a quite a few hundred purses and shoes.
Douche Broads are "non celebrities" who usually have a Facebook Fanpage because they already have too many Facebook friends. These are the same girls who post 100's of photos of themselves; all from the same night...
Douche Broads can usually be found cheating on their boyfriends, flirting to get stuff for free, and drinking and driving.
Douche-Broads usually have fake breasts, fake tans, fake blonde hair and a quite a few hundred purses and shoes.
Douche Broads are "non celebrities" who usually have a Facebook Fanpage because they already have too many Facebook friends. These are the same girls who post 100's of photos of themselves; all from the same night...
by cityguychicago May 16, 2011
Get the douche broad mug.When a female student from Northwestern University is considered "hot" only because most of her fellow students are ugly.
Outside of the campus/Evanston she would most likely be considered "average" to "below average"
Outside of the campus/Evanston she would most likely be considered "average" to "below average"
Guy 1: Hey, did you see Tom's new girlfriend?
Guy 2: Yeah, I did
Guy 1: Is she hot?
Guy 2: Well, she's "Northwestern Hot"
Guy 1: Poor Tom
Guy 2: Yeah, I did
Guy 1: Is she hot?
Guy 2: Well, she's "Northwestern Hot"
Guy 1: Poor Tom
by cityguychicago March 29, 2009
Get the northwestern hot mug.A dick doughnut is an apparatus that prevents extremely long and large penises from deep penetration during sexual intercourse. Deep penetration can cause hemorrhaging, cervical cancer, uterine ruptures and deformed children.
A dick doughnut was designed to protect the lady and to give the gentleman a "balls deep" feeling. When a man wears a dick doughnut, he is able to pound away at his partner's vagina without having to hear comments like "ouch", "too deep", and "don't thrust to far."
Dick doughnuts can be purchased at sex toy shops all over the country. Interestingly enough, an inflatable dick doughnut is available for women who are always on the go and would like to keep one in her purse at all times.
The average purchasers of dick doughnuts are usually petite women, Asian women, and young 18 year olds girls who enjoy having sex with men in their upper 30's who just so happen to have extremely long and large penises.
A new version is expected and will come equipped with a clitoral stimulator on one end with a testicular tickler on the other.
A dick doughnut was designed to protect the lady and to give the gentleman a "balls deep" feeling. When a man wears a dick doughnut, he is able to pound away at his partner's vagina without having to hear comments like "ouch", "too deep", and "don't thrust to far."
Dick doughnuts can be purchased at sex toy shops all over the country. Interestingly enough, an inflatable dick doughnut is available for women who are always on the go and would like to keep one in her purse at all times.
The average purchasers of dick doughnuts are usually petite women, Asian women, and young 18 year olds girls who enjoy having sex with men in their upper 30's who just so happen to have extremely long and large penises.
A new version is expected and will come equipped with a clitoral stimulator on one end with a testicular tickler on the other.
by cityguychicago July 12, 2011
Get the dick doughnut mug.When a party guest has nothing in common with you and makes attempts to find out what you are interested in. He may also bring up subjects that really have no interest to anyone. The guest's attempts are lame and superficial. He has no intentions to find out who you really are and does not want to be seen at the party by himself and talking to no one.
"So, what do you think of the cold weather today? Did you catch the big game? What do you do for a living? Did you hear about the towel sale at the mall?"
I had to ditch that guy at the party. He was making lame social conversation.
I had to ditch that guy at the party. He was making lame social conversation.
by cityguychicago January 28, 2009
Get the making lame social conversation mug.What your girlfriend or wife creates when she has nothing better to do with her time or when she is upset with you for some unknown reason. Women use drama bait to lure you into an argument that will result in screaming, things being thrown, and crying.
You: Hey, how are you?
Girlfriend: How drunk were you last night?
You: I'm not gonna fall for your drama bait
Girlfriend: THIS ISN'T DRAMA BAIT! JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!
You: Bye
Girlfriend: How drunk were you last night?
You: I'm not gonna fall for your drama bait
Girlfriend: THIS ISN'T DRAMA BAIT! JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!
You: Bye
by cityguychicago June 29, 2014
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