Definitions by cityguychicago
one round clown
A boyfriend who can only have sex once and then passes out shortly afterward. It could mean that he is too old, too drunk or he doesn't find you that attractive to have sex with you again.
Girl 1: Aww girl, me and my man did it ALL-NIGHT last night! He wouldn't stop. He went for five rounds!
Girl 2: You are so lucky! My man and I only did it once last night. He is a one round clown.
Girl 2: You are so lucky! My man and I only did it once last night. He is a one round clown.
one round clown by cityguychicago February 17, 2010
the second decade
The term referring to the years 2010 - 2019. We had the 70's , 80's, 90's, ought's and now we have "The Second Decade"!
the second decade by cityguychicago December 31, 2009
pass out pad
A rental apartment that a married man or just a man in his 30's rents just to "passout" at or to bang younger women at. Pass out pads usually have the bare essentials; including a bed and sometimes condoms. But, usually not!
The place is never clean; yet is never dirty. And it is always within walking distance of bars and clubs.
Women usually have to bring their own toilet paper if they want to spend the night there. If you don't, I suggest taking a few cocktail napkins from the bar before you leave.
If you get hungry in the morning, you can forget about breakfast. His fridge wont even be plugged in. So, just make your way to Starbucks and forget that this guy ever existed!
The place is never clean; yet is never dirty. And it is always within walking distance of bars and clubs.
Women usually have to bring their own toilet paper if they want to spend the night there. If you don't, I suggest taking a few cocktail napkins from the bar before you leave.
If you get hungry in the morning, you can forget about breakfast. His fridge wont even be plugged in. So, just make your way to Starbucks and forget that this guy ever existed!
pass out pad by cityguychicago November 30, 2009
my purse
What a woman in the sex industry refers to her vagina as. (Pornstar, escort, stripper, etc) Her vagina is her primary body part that she makes a living from. If her purse is damaged in anyway; her income severely suffers.
Boyfriend: Do you like it when I go deep?
Girlfriend: Yeah, but not too deep
Boyfriend: Why
Girlfriend: I have to work the streets this weekend and I don't want you to hurt my purse...
Girlfriend: Yeah, but not too deep
Boyfriend: Why
Girlfriend: I have to work the streets this weekend and I don't want you to hurt my purse...
my purse by cityguychicago November 4, 2009
non-racism
Former president Jimmy Carter is being accused of non-racism because of his accusations of Representative Joe Wilson.
non-racism by cityguychicago September 19, 2009
Island Fever
A psychological illness that usually affects poor people found in Hawaii and other islands.
Island Fever is the realization that you are stuck on which ever island you are living and not going anywhere.
Sure, you can take a plane to Asia, United States and Europe if you have the money to pay for it. Most beach bums do not have it so they are stuck on Oahu.
Sure you can take a plane to Maui, Lanai, etc... But getting the money (around $100 RT) is also a problem too. Besides, don't forget SSDI... Same Sh*t, Different Island.
Island Fever is the realization that you are stuck on which ever island you are living and not going anywhere.
Sure, you can take a plane to Asia, United States and Europe if you have the money to pay for it. Most beach bums do not have it so they are stuck on Oahu.
Sure you can take a plane to Maui, Lanai, etc... But getting the money (around $100 RT) is also a problem too. Besides, don't forget SSDI... Same Sh*t, Different Island.
People who live on mainlands have trouble understanding Island Fever because they can hop on a cheap bus or train and travel to many different countries. While people in Oahu are stuck on a rock the size of Chicago.
Island Fever by cityguychicago September 10, 2009
same shit; different island
The theory that an island is not inherently different from another neighboring island.
The theory relies upon the spoken accounts of recent tourists. No matter which island the traveler visits, he will always encounter:
1) Aggresive touts selling t-shirts, conch shells, and other worthless crap.
2) Crazy taxi drivers.
3) Hot, humid weather.
4) Panhandling locals.
5) Bugs.
6) Shoddy accommodations and questionable cuisine.
The theory relies upon the spoken accounts of recent tourists. No matter which island the traveler visits, he will always encounter:
1) Aggresive touts selling t-shirts, conch shells, and other worthless crap.
2) Crazy taxi drivers.
3) Hot, humid weather.
4) Panhandling locals.
5) Bugs.
6) Shoddy accommodations and questionable cuisine.
Man 1: How was your island-hopping trip to the Caribbean?
Returning Traveler: Meh, same shit; different island.
Returning Traveler: Meh, same shit; different island.
same shit; different island by cityguychicago September 10, 2009