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Arguably the best centre back in the world right now. He plays for Liverpool FC and the Dutch National Team And has been very crucial to Liverpool ever since joining in the middle of the 17/18 season. He also is the most expensive defender in the world, but he is worth the money.
Virgil Van Dijk is the best defender in the world regardless of what team you support
by citeh citeh citeh April 26, 2019
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A French midfielder that plays for Manchester United that has attitude issues. He usually has a good couple of months through each season, but then falls off due to issues which whatever manager he’s working with. No matter what manager is in charge, he always seems to fall out with them. He has a large ego and cares more about his dance skills and hairstyles. He has a lot of talent, but he has not let that shown.
Paul Pogba’s ego is larger than Manchester United
by citeh citeh citeh April 26, 2019
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Ray originally was a footballer, most known as a Newcastle FC player, and later football manager. He is now the lead commentator for La Liga football on BEIN Sports and is quite entertaining to listen to. This man has more passion for football than any man put together. He loves players like Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Luis Suarez and when one of them scores even the silliest goal against the smallest team, it sounds like he’s having an incredible orgasm. He truly loves the game and is most known for his love of Messi.
Some famous Ray Hudson quotes include

“MESSI! You could drop a tarantula into his shorts, and he’d still be cool!”

“Again, the menescing man arrives!”

“Cleaner than neutrogena, the man from Argentina!”

Marcelo! Marcelo! Marcelo!”

“David de Who?”
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A YouTuber who makes videos on satirizing bands and even makes his own parody music in two bands called Sunrise Skater Kids and Amidst the Grave's Demons. Some may know him for purposely mispronouncing bands names, such as Knuckle Puck (actually pronounced Kanookla Pook). He is actually quite hilarious though, therefore making him a YouTube comedian.
Kyle: Did you see Jarrod Alonge's new video? He really got Knuckle Puck that time!
Dave: You mean Kanookla Pook?
by citeh citeh citeh November 15, 2016
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An incredible post-hardcore band from Detroit, Michigan. They currently have five full lengthened albums out: To Plant a Seed (2009), Understanding What We've Grown to Be (2011), Tracing Back Roots (2013), We Came As Romans (2015), and Cold Like War (2017). Their music may have gotten softer up until their self-titled, but that doesn't mean that they suck. All of their music has uplifting and inspirational lyrics, whether the song is heavy or not, thanks to the writing talent of lead guitarist, Joshua Moore.

This band also knows how to bounce back from hardship. They decided to continue writing music and performing after their clean vocalist, Kyle Pavone, died tragically in August of 2018.

Current line up:
Dave Stephens (all unclean vocals and some cleans)
Andy Glass (Bass)
Joshua Moore (lyrics and lead guitar)
Lou Cotton (Rhythm guitar)
David Puckett (drums)
Who writes better lyrics than We Came As Romans? No one.

I really respect We Came As Romans for honoring their vocalist by continue to stay as a band.
by citeh citeh citeh March 28, 2019
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A professional footballer for Liverpool FC and the Egyptian National Team. He went from being one of the most respected and loved footballers by all fans to one of the most hated by fans other than Liverpool supporters within the span of a couple of seasons in the English Premier League. He had an incredible season in 2017/18, rightfully earning him PFA and Premier League Player of the Year. However, he has become known as a diver during the 2018/19 season for his constant falling in the box and earning controversial penalties for Liverpool that have played a key role in the Premier League Title Race. If he was performing like he did in 17/18, not as many fans of other clubs would despite him.
Mo Salah was incredible during the 17/18 season, but his main contribution to Liverpool this season has been his diving abilities.
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A 16-year-old Nickelodeon star that got famous off the show Dance Mom. She’s famous for her hair bows, receding hairline, and for dressing like a little girl. A lot of people hate on her for acting young, but she’s still a better role model than people like Danielle Cohn. She’s not afraid to express herself and does not fake pregnancies or marriages for clout. Looking up to someone who expresses their youth is better than someone who fakes being an adult solely for attention and money.
Jojo Siwa is childish, but she’s not a thot
by citeh citeh citeh July 7, 2019
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