circushead's definitions

glowjob

Oral sex from a radioactive person.

If I went to Chernobyl and got a <hummer>, no doubt it would probably turn out to be my first glowjob.

by Circushead June 27, 2006

dialapse

The act of calling someone on the phone, but by the time they answer, being unable to remember who they are, or why you were calling them in the first place.

"I'm sorry, I'm experiencing a dialapse, this is <state your name>, could you please tell me who you are, and what business I might have with you?"

by circushead March 19, 2008

budweiler

What happens when you breed the world's greatest beer with the world's toughest dog.

Budweiler, if it existed, would be a marketing marriage made in hell.

by Circushead July 7, 2006

geezer squeezer

A girl who only goes out with old guys.

Sheila is a well-known geezer squeezer, who has provided many an enjoyable night for some of her fortysomething divorced male acquaintances.

by circushead March 10, 2007

weightress

An overweight waitress.

The weightress recommended the Coney Island Fries, and who was I to disagree?

by Circushead July 14, 2006

theologicalexistentialatheist

A person who believes that, while there is intelligent life that guides the universe, it does not reside in New Jersey. Coined by Woody Allen in the script of his movie, 'Sleeper'.

He defined himself as a theologicalexistentialatheist, but his Newark relatives were not impressed.

by circushead March 4, 2008

adhole

Someone who works in the advertising business.

Who's the adhole who came up with that commercial featuring the duck who knows only one word?

by circushead August 4, 2006