chuck's definitions

kantonese q-tip

busting a nut into an un-willing partners ear.

by chuck August 18, 2003

daffy

often interchanged with the word krunk; to explain something enjoyable or someone cool.

That party was so daffy!
Mary is the daffiest person I know!

by Chuck March 1, 2004

Fert

noun - when a small fart escapes, but its not loud enough or big enough to be concidered a fart.

"Dude, that was a fert, fart like a real man"

by chuck July 28, 2003

Low Hanging Fruit

When your grandfather is so old that his balls hang down to his knees

My grand daddy sat on his balls the other day because he has some low hanging fruit.

by Chuck July 17, 2014

Blick

So black that one appears slick- like oil.

I thought I was dark til I seen dat nigga- his ass is blick!

by Chuck March 20, 2004

booty

Juicy ass.

I gotta grab that booty while I doggy style that bitch till she passes out.

by chuck November 6, 2003

glory metal

Metal for anyone who has a mullet, drives a camaro, and "loves to rock." Metal for those who wear gaunlets, obsessively watch Lord of the Rings or play D&D. Those who enjoy "hoisting the chalice" and "striking Thor's hammer upon thy sin stricken Earth".

You listen to Manowar?? That sickens me, you Glory Metal piece of shit.

by chuck August 12, 2003