chuck's definitions

skateboard

a good sport that is now being forced into the mainstream by big, businesses, and fucking old retards that have no idea whats it's like to stand on one.

all those little kids on skateboards sporting helmets and safty gear in those cute capri-sun commercials or like that new movie grind. when will it end??

by chuck August 8, 2003

Smokeing dragon

When receiveing a blowjob bust in her mouth. Then while she is swalling hit in the back of the head hard. If timed right Semen should shoot out of her nose.

by Chuck March 25, 2003

JTL

Jumpt to Light speed bestest expansion ever made for SWG EVER will be out in NOV 04.

U can fly around and shoot star wars geeks its awesome why even bother going to school when u have this game!

I started playing JTL and sex wasnt important anymore..

JTL got delayed and i shot myself

JTL can cause swamp ass

JTL = life is good

I cant play JTL because i dont have bb *cry

I sold my little brother on ebay to pay for JTL

by Chuck June 14, 2004

smoldering

chemical reaction

MYRA was smoldering before she was smoking

by chuck May 19, 2004

Chuck-a-palooza

Parties that are held at Chuck's house. Usually consist of alcohol, Bloody Drills, music, girls, card games, and Soul Calibur.

Hey man, I got so fucked up at Chuck-a-palooza that I passed out next to the toilet.

by Chuck December 21, 2004

glory metal

Metal for anyone who has a mullet, drives a camaro, and "loves to rock." Metal for those who wear gaunlets, obsessively watch Lord of the Rings or play D&D. Those who enjoy "hoisting the chalice" and "striking Thor's hammer upon thy sin stricken Earth".

You listen to Manowar?? That sickens me, you Glory Metal piece of shit.

by chuck August 12, 2003

doggie nuts

testiculs on a dog,
that basterds like
bob barker
tell you to cut off

and they are cute

i would never cut off my doggie nuts

by chuck May 13, 2005