chuck's definitions

doggie nuts

testiculs on a dog,
that basterds like
bob barker
tell you to cut off

and they are cute

i would never cut off my doggie nuts

by chuck May 13, 2005

premesh

gay, sexual attraction to one of the same sex - no, sexual attraction by a man to another man

"he is sooooo premesh",
"we believe in equal premesh rights"

by chuck May 13, 2005

littlest hobo

A wealthy charming good looking man whom i would give anything to be like.

The littlest hobo is my hero.

by Chuck November 28, 2003

glory metal

Metal for anyone who has a mullet, drives a camaro, and "loves to rock." Metal for those who wear gaunlets, obsessively watch Lord of the Rings or play D&D. Those who enjoy "hoisting the chalice" and "striking Thor's hammer upon thy sin stricken Earth".

You listen to Manowar?? That sickens me, you Glory Metal piece of shit.

by chuck August 12, 2003

cofskis

An insane, child touching man with who wanders around aimlessly with a woodchipper.

Hey, there's Cofskis again, standing in front of that elementary school.

by Chuck May 15, 2004

one percenter

A member of an "outlaw" motorcycle gang. Origin is the American Motorcycle Associations assertion from the 1960s that 99% of motorcyclists are law abiding citizens.

The Hells Angels, Outlaws, Banditos, Pagans, Warlocks, etc. then adopted the idea that they were the 1%.

That 1%er just ran a light in front of a cop, and the cop acted like he wasn't there!

by Chuck November 18, 2003

Sketchy

Dangerous, esp. with regards to illegality
unsafe,

Buying drugs in a police station parking lot is sketchy.

That's a sketchy bridge, lets not walk across it.

by Chuck March 31, 2003