christina's definitions

mommie dearest

a mother who beats their child for no reason.

mommie dearset hit her daughter with a pot when she didn't say thank you.

by christina October 8, 2004

the nasty

plainly put...sex

john and emily did the nasty!

by christina November 11, 2003

fo shizzle my nizzle

mean "for sure my nigga"

also used by black people so white people wont know what they r sayin but now that they know it we need 2 make new words

WORDS TAKEN BY WHITE PEOPLE:

BLING BLING
HELL YEA
BOOTYLICIOUS
GHETTO FABULOUS

person 1: "u wanna chill?"
person 2: "fo shizzle my nizzle"
person 1: "fo sho"

by Christina March 4, 2005

uber

Something that is cool and super at the same time.

Dude that is totally uber or Dude this place is like uber creepy.

by Christina April 26, 2005

rice burner

Any car whose torque specs are less than my lug nuts require.

Any thing that has a fart can which produces such a abnoxious noise it is almost louder than the headers on my 5.7liter honda eater.

by Christina August 15, 2003

Narsted

A synonym for wasted or trashed.

I got totally narsted at the party.

by Christina February 16, 2005

banal

as boring as sitting on the toilet with nothing to read.

me: "did you go to the golf tournament today?"
you: "yes,omigosh,it was so BANAL"

by christina November 28, 2004