chris50M's definitions

fuck tube

N: The hot, wet, slippery place you want to slide your stiff cock into. Also see, cunt,.

Anna gor her fuck tube filled of sperm last night
Sally has the best most fuckable fuck tube

by chris50M April 4, 2006

HTW

Verb: meaning Hide The Weenine, a game you play with your date, whereby you try to find as many places you can to slide your dick into her body.

Danielle played Hide the weenie (HTW) with Tim.
Girls today think HTW is just something else to do on a date

by chris50M January 13, 2006

crotch muncher

N: referring to the family dog, who steals your sister dirty underwear out of the hamper, then eats the crotch out of her soiled panties. Most crotch muncher’s prefer, period panties, or ones with lots of goo in them.

Addy steals Danielle’s panties and eats the crotch out of them.
Hillary's panties are a Crotch muncher's gourmet snack.

by chris50m April 11, 2006

chat line

For losers, geeks, who can't get sex, laid, with a real person in real life. Therefore the reason you see all the late night, sex ad's on TV for talk lines.

John is such a loser he calls 900 numbers
Sally was on the teen chat line rubbing poochie.

by chris50M January 9, 2006