goffik

mental schweaties, who fink they are METAAAAAAAAALLLL, (not to put down any proper goths) just the little kiddies who know nothing :D

3ft2 kid... look at my fishnets, theyre so goffik

by chris lewis/ seamus bradd July 22, 2003

scrotumnal

anything relating to the scrotum

"fuck i have a scrotumnal itch!!!!!"

by chris lewis/ seamus bradd October 9, 2003

Schkunk

A group of boys... of the gay variety who go to jewel and esk valley college, all of which have a stupid fucking white shitty bird-shite like streak of dye down their hair in a sqiunt fashion... one day there shall be a battle of quillionic proportions between them and the "Z-Men"

"hey Ped, check those schkunky bastards out, what a mess, good ol' cock jockeys them eh??"

by chris lewis/ seamus bradd September 25, 2003

death metal jobby

the process of excreting whereby excrement is expelled at high velocity, with intermittent short blasts of anal gas, the sound produced closely resembling "death metal" style blast-beats, performed by such bands as The Berzerker, Nile, Decapitated and Mortician

Righty ho then! I'm off to take a death-metal-style jobby!!

by chris lewis/ seamus bradd July 16, 2003

phoner

The convenient placement of a nokia 3310 in the trousers to simulate a semi-erect penis... excellent!!!!!

"check that gimp, he's obviously just got a phoner"

by chris lewis/ seamus bradd October 2, 2003

quillion

mythical number reffering to a ridiculous quantity of any given item

there's quillions of cheeseburgers in them there hills...

by chris lewis/ seamus bradd July 16, 2003

dirty don

the boy called don who's dirty

hey dirty don

by chris lewis/ seamus bradd July 20, 2003