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Pennyroyal Tea

A song sung by Kurt Cobain, from the band Nirvana. It is about his feelings.
The track appeared on In Utero, and MTV Unplugged in New York.

Sit and drink Pennyroyal tea,
Distill the life that's inside of me

by Chris May 16, 2004

fucklicker

One who licks cum off the genitalia after sex. Alternative to cocksucker, motherfucker, or asshole.

That fucklicker stole my cigarettes!

by Chris October 11, 2004

2x4

A piece of wood sizable enough to strike somebody down. Normally presented in inches

while bill was asleep in his chair I beat him down with my 2x4

by Chris February 27, 2005

Anteater

Ant·eat·er (Ant"-eat`er), n.

An uncircumcised man.

1. Check out that guys crotch, it looks like an anteater.

by Chris March 15, 2005

ball tap

To painfully hit someone in the balls by the flick of the wrist and laugh on their behalf or roll on the ground if it is done to you.

I had 3 friend who were spending the night for 2 weeks while my parents were gone. They gave me a wedgie and pulled my boxers over my head. Every time I tried to pick it out they would hold me down and would each ball tap me 100 times. (I never got the wedgie out for the entire two weeks and I counted I was ball taped a total of 15,900 times).

by Chris December 27, 2003

Ozan

A religion in which a follower believes that God is found within their own heart and mind. Derived from Wizard of Oz in 1939.

They were married into the Ozan religion.

by Chris January 18, 2005

pinch cock

1: <Sex> To fuck in place of a cock scheduled to fuck, especially when a fuck is badly needed.
2: <Informal> To substitute for another in a time of need.
3: <Slang> A tight butthole.

Kendra was in a long distance relationship, so she needed a pinch cock for the times her man wasn't available.

by Chris November 14, 2004