chris's definitions

mexicali

Term that refers to a cool mexican. As most of them are Gangster wannabes it was needed to refer to the hispanics that arent idiots.

"Who are all these mexicans sitting at out table?"
"Nah dude, there cool, there Mexicalies

by Chris February 2, 2005

Nudge

To vibrate a certian someones msn window while im talking to them, a little nerd way of saying "hey i like you"....like right now.....tee hee....

*clicks vibrated button on "He says death will give us back to god " 's window.

by Chris June 9, 2005

piss pumped

To get beat REALLY bad at something

"We got absolutely piss pumped by that team today"

by Chris January 8, 2004

Spooge

Semen or Cum

Ah man, Ben Afleck spooge.

Dude, dont spooge in my room.

by Chris August 21, 2003

a nosefull

When you place someones nose between your ass cheeks and let a big smelly fart out, usually done when the victim is asleep, passed out, or held down.

Also reffered to as a 'Fart Hammer'

"Tim gave Billy a nosefull last night when Billy passed out at Tim's house.

by Chris November 19, 2004

jillion

An imaginary word that is meant to describe a number far beyond comprehension.

Angela's dad has a jillion dollars, that rich bastard.

by Chris October 1, 2003

wu blunt

a cigar rolled with marijuana and cocaine sprinkled on top

yo i smoked a fat wu-blunt last night and my shit was all numb

by chris May 13, 2005