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marmalise

Marmalise,

1. to unleash upon a person and completely and utterly destroy them into a pool of viscous orange bio-soup

2. In the event that a person, unintentionally and unfavourably falls into a vat or marmalade, thus becomeing marmalised.
1.

man1: I'm going to marmalise you because I don't like your head
man2: please don't marmalise me because you don't like my head!
man2: *marmalised*

2.

man: this railing looks very stout and hardy, I might put my full body weight on and....*splash*
by Chris February 27, 2005
mugGet the marmalisemug.

fisheye

When you cum in a girl's eye, she winks because it stings. If you look at a live fish, it winks in the same manner.
I gave her the old fisheye and she bit my dick.
by Chris March 20, 2005
mugGet the fisheyemug.

shib

shib: 'shib v Inflected forms: shib.bed; shibb.ing
1 : to consume mass quantities of alcohol in short periods of time <We shibbed hard as shit last night.>
2 : to disregard any form of civility pertaining primarily, but not limited, to skirmishes, sexual encounters, and upset stomach illness <We shibbed hard as shit last night.>
3 : to separate specific strains of DNA from West-African plant life at the quantum-physical level <We shibbed hard as shit last night.>
4 : to informally represent the eastern U.S. city of Bel Air, MD at social engagements <We shibbed hard as shit last night.>
by Chris March 2, 2005
mugGet the shibmug.

Nudge

To vibrate a certian someones msn window while im talking to them, a little nerd way of saying "hey i like you"....like right now.....tee hee....
*clicks vibrated button on "He says death will give us back to god " 's window.
by Chris June 9, 2005
mugGet the Nudgemug.

Spooge

Ah man, Ben Afleck spooge.

Dude, dont spooge in my room.
by Chris August 21, 2003
mugGet the Spoogemug.

piss pumped

"We got absolutely piss pumped by that team today"
by Chris January 8, 2004
mugGet the piss pumpedmug.

hoobastank

besides being the name of a band, "hoobastank" is slang for "Whose butt stinks?"
"aw man! hoobastank?"
by Chris May 13, 2005
mugGet the hoobastankmug.

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