chris's definitions

CD

Initals of some one that has a first name that starts with a C and the last name starts with a D

Hey C.D. get over here

by Chris January 20, 2005

malternative

Alchoholic cocktail with a sweet flavor marketed to those who dislike the taste of beer or hard liquor. Commonly referred to as "Chick Drinks", examples include Smirnoff Ice, Mike's Hard Lemonade, and Zima.

Smirnoff Ice is a malternative

by Chris January 19, 2005

nadsat

a language used in clockwork orange consisting of english, russian, and slang

synthemesc is nadsat for synthetic mescaline

by chris April 3, 2005

wakerbate

an alternative to masturbate
meaning to engage in self-pleasuring activities in order to reach climax

I'm going home to wackerbate

He went to the bathroom to wackerbate

by Chris February 14, 2005

Bawhum

A Scottish term meaning a gentle oral vibration upon the scrotum or sometimes used to describe a person of little intelligence.

1: "This girl gave me a BJ and bawhum last night"
2: "Shut it you bawhum"

by Chris June 19, 2006

bwahaha

Evil laugh, sometimes refering to a person who believes he is evil and powerful, yet is small and useless.

Bwahaha i'm going to take over the world!

by Chris February 15, 2004

sexings

Recieving of sex, or other sexual favors.

I got me some sexings at Kaniacs house.

by chris March 9, 2005