chris's definitions

Bulo

To talk dirty, sexually.

She gave me bulo and it sounded so sexy.

by Chris November 30, 2004

G-Check

1) When someone is offending you or bothering you, you put the person in check or teach them a lesson so to speak.

"Jim Lee was talking shit, so I G-Checked his ass by robbing him!"

by Chris November 17, 2004

drnugget

The hottest male walking the planet today. Usually used as a replacement for super fucking hot.

"Hey Joe! Did you see that new girl in class today?"
"Yeah I did. She was so drnugget!"

by Chris November 28, 2004

curlibec

A retarded fat girl.
Who got molested by her Uncle and various other mexican relatives.
Shes usually short and fat. With big sloppy boobs. Although shes gotten a good education shes doomed to failure.

Man that curlibec is trying to call me agian.

by Chris February 9, 2005

300zx

A car in which its rear bumper is only seen in a race.

Chris: Hey Mike whats up? Did you beat that 300zx last night?
Mike: Well he spun wheels all the way to the next light..
Chris: And?
Mike: I lost..
Chris: So your telling me your integra lost to a 300zx that did a burnout all the way to the next light?
Mike: Shut up man its rear wheel drive and I didn't have enough downforce.
Chris: RIIIIICERRR

by Chris March 23, 2005

tub girl

A disturbed Asian woman who is in a tub, sticks her ass in the air, and splunges anal fluids out of her ass and into her mouth. A sickening website www.tubgirl.com but lots of fun to send to people.

Pranker: Hey, go to www.tubgirl.com
Random person: mkay
*opens*
Random person: OH JESUS CHRIST, WTF IS THIS?
Pranker: haha, PWN3D

by Chris April 5, 2005

paris hilton

n. 1 a person who has not done motherfucking shit to be idolized and looked as a celebrity 2 pretentious cocksucker 3 No personality 4 Dull 5 Boring 6 Nose Surgery 7 Orange Tan 8 Fake blue contacts 9 A waste of make-up (about 3 fucking tons of it to make her look good) 9 Without make-up a shit-faced fucking ugly gremlin 10 A generic looking platinum blonde no class whore that acts no different than a redneck piece of shit slut in the trailer park that all the other redneck trailer trash people wish they looked like or had in their bedroom 11 The perfect example of taking the girl out of the trailer park but not taking the trailer park out of the girl.

you get the idea…fuck Paris Hilton

"Me, a slut? What ya'll talking bout? I ain't no Paris Hilton!"

by Chris August 30, 2004