chris's definitions

East Granby

read: Granby Junior.

EG is fucking Granby Junior.

by Chris January 22, 2005

Moth

A clueless and or stupid person that appears to be staring at a light all day, with no reguards as to what's happening in the real world.

"Tommy is such a moth!"

by Chris March 31, 2005

jillion

An imaginary word that is meant to describe a number far beyond comprehension.

Angela's dad has a jillion dollars, that rich bastard.

by Chris October 1, 2003

Joygasm

(v.) Having extreme pleasure in something, more than normally so.

I had a joygasm listening to my new 300-watt stereo at full blast.

by Chris February 28, 2005

MARINES

The most toughest, finest, well respected, most feared ass kicking, never ever been defeated group of fine men and women in the world. We can destroy you in the Air, on land and in the sea! The Army can screw up my wet dream, the Navy gives us a ride and the air force is just sort of there.

When it absolutely must be destroyed over night, or the fate of the American way of life depends on it being destroyed, call in the real men...the Marines.

by Chris January 3, 2005

fruity

a guy that is not always gay but could be; he may act in a flamboyant, bouncy, or feminine way

gunther, the fashion designer, acts very fruity

by chris June 14, 2003

lugie

a spid wad made by sucking the mucous into the back of your throat and combining it with saliva.

That was a gross lugie he just spat, it's green.

by Chris September 2, 2003