chris's definitions
A clueless and or stupid person that appears to be staring at a light all day, with no reguards as to what's happening in the real world.
by Chris March 31, 2005

by Chris October 1, 2003

by Chris February 28, 2005

The most toughest, finest, well respected, most feared ass kicking, never ever been defeated group of fine men and women in the world. We can destroy you in the Air, on land and in the sea! The Army can screw up my wet dream, the Navy gives us a ride and the air force is just sort of there.
When it absolutely must be destroyed over night, or the fate of the American way of life depends on it being destroyed, call in the real men...the Marines.
by Chris January 3, 2005

gunther, the fashion designer, acts very fruity
by chris June 14, 2003

by Chris September 2, 2003
