chris's definitions

blue screen of death

Blue screen that you're all too familiar with if you use an older version of windows. If you can't wait the ten minutes it takes to crash, just put a floppy disk or cd in and then take it out while trying to load something from it.

Last year at my school there was a slideshow with pictures of the seniors at an assembly. I laughed my ass off when the blue screen of death showed up halfway through their shitty powerpoint presentation.

by Chris April 30, 2004

20 bag

20 ounce of weed or dub of weed

got a 20 bag shorty better blaze dat shyt

by chris May 13, 2005

henegan

meaning annoying twat

don't be a henegan!!

by Chris January 11, 2005

Meda

meda is cool

<3

by chris October 13, 2003

nippin' it

hard nipples caused especially from cooler weather, THO

That chick over there is nippin' it.

by Chris July 29, 2004

American Couch Sloth

Someone who walks around, complaining that he has too many things going on at once and can't do any of them.

"Hey, we need your help!"
"Not right now, leave me alone, I'm busy"
Then you see him doing nothing but walking around talking about how busy he is.

by Chris July 6, 2004

Unq

1) Someone is unqualified for something, or someone who could not qualify for something.(Used in USMC and U.S. military.)
2) Someone who failed at something. Abrieviated for Unqualified.(Pronounced Unk.)

1) Smith could not qualify on the rifle range so he is an Unq.
2) You're such a waste of life you're an Unq., you're unqualified to live.

by Chris December 24, 2005