Definitions by chris 

joemoma

a awesome come back that can never be beaten

1st person-"-YOU are Fat and Ugly!"
2nd person" oh yeah, well Joemoma "

joemoma by chris May 13, 2005

H-Vegas 

H-Vegas ... Hillsborough, NC. Small ass town with the most rednecks ever. Top hangout is Bojangles, though they are very proud of their new Wal-Mart. Very big on Green Monster, Moonshine, and keg stands! The girls are hot, the trucks are huge! I'm goin back...

I bonged eight beers that night in H-Vegas.

H-Vegas by Chris May 13, 2005

Angry Pirate 

When you are getting head from a girl and before you cum you shoot your jizz in her eye so she covers her eye and makes an arrrrrgh sound. then you kick her in the shin so she's hopping. then lastly you bend one of her index fingers so she has a hook. no here's the point where you laugh and leave.

i shot this girl all in her eye and kicked her hard in the leg and bent her finger and laughed hysterically she thought it was mean.

Angry Pirate by chris May 13, 2005

bio-soup 

a pool of human remains in a soup like format, usually orange because of the broken down haemoglobin

man: Frank hasn't been seen for 18 months now, a bad smell was coming from next door so they went and had a look and all they found was bio-soup on the arm chair

bio-soup by Chris May 13, 2005

chair head 

i was gettin head on the chair lift

when u r rideing on the chair lift and ur getting head

chair head by chris May 13, 2005

san luis obispo

A town with a pretty decent public engineering school and no drive-thrus.

1. Poor SLO people, thinking their eng program is as good as UCSDs.
2. I want to go to San Luis Obispo for their sweet Mardi Gras, too bad there're no drive-thrus.

san luis obispo by Chris May 13, 2005

Smarch

The thirtheenth month of the year.

Lousy Smarch weather. "Don't touch Willy." Good advice.

Smarch by Chris May 13, 2005