awkward silence turtle

A turtle that you make with your hands by putting one on top of the other (palms down) and your thumbs are its arms. You use it when there is an awkward silence.
"You're a retard."
"Huh?"
*awkward silence turtle*
by chocolategrape March 03, 2008
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cilf

that girl is such a cilf!
by chocolategrape February 25, 2008
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abigail breslin

an eleven year old adorable actress. most famous for her role in little miss sunshine. she will probably end up just another britney or lindsey or something... who can blame her though, have you ever heard of a child star who didn't end up like that?
by chocolategrape March 11, 2008
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sperm

1. vanilla ice cream
2. C.'s best friends
3. what's in A.'s hair right now
4. your mother's worst enemy
5. life ruiner
6. banana juice
7. the reason they invented abortions
8. mini jellyfish
9. bitter
SPERM sperm sperm sperrrrm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by chocolategrape March 04, 2008
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i wanna vaccuum

if you say it silently, it looks like you're saying "i wanna fuck you"
Person 1 (silently): I wanna vaccuum.
Person 2: Whaaaaaattt??????
by chocolategrape March 11, 2008
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julianne hough

on dancing with the stars. looks about 35 to me, but apparently she's only 19.
Ew, julianne hough? she's old!
Umm... she's 19...
by chocolategrape March 11, 2008
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across the universe

only the best musical ever!! its all beatles songs, and its sort of weird, but still, its a great movie. if you havent seen it, go rent it RIGHT NOW
by chocolategrape March 01, 2008
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