A proud, well dressed member of an elite French military unit, who favors fine wine over bullets, and sit down dinners over skirmishes.
The troops of Colonel Dijon, dressed to the nines, enjoyed a magnificent meal, while the horsemen of General Kazoo slept in the rain, gnawing at melvins which grew on the river bank.
by chasethedoor January 22, 2014
Get the Colonel Dijonmug. A feared horseman from the steppes of Central Asia, his forces ride at the command of Mr. Chang, sometimes with Natasha, sometimes against.
The Viscount and the Commodore could not help but admire the ruthlessness of General Kazoo, as he played his instrument while his horsemen descended on the minions of Natasha Triblinskikov.
by chasethedoor January 20, 2014
Get the General Kazoomug. Haughty and snobbish, the well dressed Viscount looms above mere mortals who supp and dine, and disdains desserts and after-dinner drinks because society calls. Word of his presence in the neighborhood is reason alone to leave directly after dinner, and to get on with the business at hand.
The party cancelled their order for coffee and cake and called for hats and coats, once rumor became fact and it was confirmed that the Viscount was on the prowl.
by chasethedoor October 31, 2011
Get the Viscountmug. A fine Italian stallion, this horse prefers the countryside, where he is often seen with the Viscount, Viceroy or Countess. A lovely animal.
by chasethedoor November 04, 2011
Get the Antoniomug. A feared admiral in the Chinese Navy. His best friends cautiously refer to him as "Mr." Also stated to be a fine golfer.
Mr. Chang unleashed his submarines at the flotilla commanded by the Commodore, while his thought turned to 5-irons to the pins at Palm Beach.
by chasethedoor January 07, 2014
Get the changmug. by chasethedoor November 02, 2011
Get the Michelangelomug. A feared horseman from the steppes of Central Asia, he rides to conquer: nothing less than the total destruction of his enemies will suffice. Mr. Chang uses General Kazoo with complete confidence when it is time to "take care of business", Chang-style.
Natasha bit her tongue when she heard the sound of General Kazoo's mounted forces trying hear. Not even the Commodore and Countess could help her now.
by chasethedoor January 20, 2014
Get the General Kazoomug.