melvins

An ordinary mushroom, no more, no less.
The Viscount and Tabasco supped at the meatball place, and had many melvins, which went together well with the hourse port.
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natasha

Intelligent, determine Russian double-agent, sometimes helping Mr. Chang, sometimes allied with General Kazoo. Always ready to party with Tabasco.
The Commodore regarded Natasha warily, as well he should, as he walked up the stately steps to the posh party given by the Viscount.
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Sabi

A faithful elephant, descended from that line of pachyderms usefully employed by Hannibal in the Second Punic War. In modern times, Sabi sometimes followed Viscounts and Viceroys on their appointed tasks.
Sabi came suddenly upon the unfortunate, tusks flared and trunk unfurled.
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chang

A feared admiral in the Chinese Navy. His best friends cautiously refer to him as "Mr." Also stated to be a fine golfer.
Mr. Chang unleashed his submarines at the flotilla commanded by the Commodore, while his thought turned to 5-irons to the pins at Palm Beach.
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Tabasco

Saucy and sweet, this Latin American beauty was born in a box, but rose to dominate the spice market. Through marriage and business, she is now the Countess of Worcester.
Tabasco utterly charmed the Viscount, while exchanging knowing glances with Mr. Chang, all the while texting Natasha on her latest conquests.
by chasethedoor January 23, 2014
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General Kazoo

A feared horseman from the steppes of Central Asia, he rides to conquer: nothing less than the total destruction of his enemies will suffice. Mr. Chang uses General Kazoo with complete confidence when it is time to "take care of business", Chang-style.
Natasha bit her tongue when she heard the sound of General Kazoo's mounted forces trying hear. Not even the Commodore and Countess could help her now.
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General Kazoo

A feared horseman from the steppes of Central Asia, his forces ride at the command of Mr. Chang, sometimes with Natasha, sometimes against.
The Viscount and the Commodore could not help but admire the ruthlessness of General Kazoo, as he played his instrument while his horsemen descended on the minions of Natasha Triblinskikov.
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