A simpleton, usually who drives a beat up lifted pick-up truck preferably Cheverolet, Ford, Dodge or GMC because gas is so much cheaper than rice, with extra big ties and wheels such as Super Swampers. In order to reach the full nirt-nirt potential, usually factory exhaust (or whats left of it) is modified or afro-engineered with larger pipes and wire coathangers to create a throaty-rumbling that is sure to offend any other drivers on the road with their windows down. Nirt-nirts may or may not have the following charactaristics: underaged girlfriends; tend to take breaks from having jobs; chewing-tobacco habit; enjoy Natural Light reeb; smacking women (but only when they don't listen) attending mud-bogs in manuer feilds; throwing roosters; taking food to the lighthouse keeper; heated arguments with other nirt-nirt buddies about which truck is better/tougher/faster, or which can go through more shit... Ford? Chevy? or Dodge?
Nirt-nirt #1: "Line that bitch up and we'll see how good your Fucked-Over-Rebuilt-Dodge is against my Chevy. I have 38" Super Swampers, yours are only 33's!"
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Nirt-nirt #2: "Awe fuck you, 38's are only good if your truck had the balls to spin them!"
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Nirt-nirt #2: "Awe fuck you, 38's are only good if your truck had the balls to spin them!"
by charlygordon123456 July 11, 2006
A weekly mandatory meeting held usually but not always restricted to the O'Banion Palace where great minds who think alike get together and prepare a delicious meal made entirely of food and discuss current events that pertain to the general interests of the Tuesday Night Meeting Crew. Beverages are provided via BYO. Tuesday Night Meetings, simply abbreviated TNM, were devleoped in order to ensure that good friends get together at least once per week to solve the worlds problems. Important Holidays are celebrated, and detail of the celbration is decided by popular vote. If yer not in, yer out. Thats as simple as it gets.
by charlygordon123456 October 11, 2007
A condition tradionally but not restricted to ginourmously fat men where the gut area sags way down over the beltline creating a visual fat apron.
by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006
by charlygordon123456 October 11, 2007
Usually not a morning person. A grump fuck will wake up and walk straight to the coffee pot with a pinched face of discomfort due to the fact that a grump fuck is very unhappy to be out of bed. Grump fucks are not restricted to morning hours only, grump fuckieness can happen at all hours of the day. See also bitchead.
Sometimes when I wake up in the morning I look in the mirror and realize I look like a real grump fuck.
by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006
A term used when the people in conversation or decision making have an unannounced mutual understanding for what is to take place. Simply and understanding.
by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006
A lifted up old 4x4 pick-up truck typically driven by a nirt-nirt, characteristically nirt-nirt trucks are beat-up, rusty, and generally in poor condition but run well because nirt-nirts are always wrenching on them to keep them running through the mud. Nirt-nirts will sometimes sell thier truck to buy a different one with bigger tires. Common descriptions to look for in a listing for a nirt-nirt truck in the classifieds: "Runs Good," "Fast & Fun," and also "Rusty-but-Trusy" See photo.
by charlygordon123456 July 12, 2006