Definitions by channel_panel
cashin nova
Girl 1: "Hey! I got a date with that guy Michael from upstairs!"
Girl 2: "You mean the really ugly one who is about 4'2" and has bad breath and terrible skin?"
Girl 1: "Yeahhh grrrll....he's my lil' cashin nova!"
Girl 2: "You mean the really ugly one who is about 4'2" and has bad breath and terrible skin?"
Girl 1: "Yeahhh grrrll....he's my lil' cashin nova!"
cashin nova by channel_panel February 27, 2019
plsrspnd
Netspeak for 'please respond'.
Usually texted when you get left on read, and often will increase the odds of getting a response greatly.
Usually texted when you get left on read, and often will increase the odds of getting a response greatly.
B: "Did you watch that Harry Potter knockoff porn? Sperm-on-me's Secret?"
M: <no response>
B: plsrspnd
M: Oops, sorry! Watching now
M: <no response>
B: plsrspnd
M: Oops, sorry! Watching now
plsrspnd by channel_panel January 13, 2019
crumble this cookie
A phrase, usually uttered by attractive yet really stuck up females. It is used to make it seem like the odds of you getting them naked in the sack are close to nil.
The standard usage is: "You could never crumble this cookie", although variants are frequently encountered in the wild, especially when it comes to girls who are car hoppers.
The standard usage is: "You could never crumble this cookie", although variants are frequently encountered in the wild, especially when it comes to girls who are car hoppers.
crumble this cookie by channel_panel November 24, 2018
sniff the nest
A phrase describing when a guy is low-key hitting on a girl. Causally testing the waters to get a feel for the odds of him eventually getting some tail. In this context, 'nest' refers to the female crotch, around which he's sniffing.
Guy: 'Why is your phone buzzing today constantly? Who's texting you?'
Girl: 'This dude I met who offered to teach me how to weld.'
Guy: 'Weld? That's weird. He's probably also trying to sniff the nest'
Girl: 'Yeah, probs
Girl: 'This dude I met who offered to teach me how to weld.'
Guy: 'Weld? That's weird. He's probably also trying to sniff the nest'
Girl: 'Yeah, probs
sniff the nest by channel_panel September 23, 2018
kirk
Having a kirk is when you achieve the ultimate sexual experience that all human males have fantasized about every day since the beginning of time -- that is, banging a gorgeous, green skinned alien.
The term 'kirk' is a direct reference to when Captain Kirk got his hands on Marta, the smoking hot alien babe from the infamous Star Trek episode "Whom Gods Destroy" filmed way back in 1969
The term 'kirk' is a direct reference to when Captain Kirk got his hands on Marta, the smoking hot alien babe from the infamous Star Trek episode "Whom Gods Destroy" filmed way back in 1969
Guy: "How'd it go with Breanna last night?"
Other Guy: "Well, she's alright, but I just can't seem to quit dreaming about getting a kirk"
Guy: "Tell me about it..."
Other Guy: "Well, she's alright, but I just can't seem to quit dreaming about getting a kirk"
Guy: "Tell me about it..."
kirk by channel_panel July 22, 2018
failing asleep
This term describes the nightly experience of those unfortunate schmucks who just absolutely cannot fucking fall asleep, no matter how much thrashing around in bed they do or how much ruminating over past mistakes they indulge in. Instead of falling asleep, an insomniac is simply failing asleep.
Alice: "Wow, you look like hell"
Bob: "<mumble> last night I was failing asleep and couldn't stop thinking about some shit from middle school when I got my bike stolen"
Bob: "<mumble> last night I was failing asleep and couldn't stop thinking about some shit from middle school when I got my bike stolen"
failing asleep by channel_panel June 16, 2018
coin box
A nickname reserved for any woman who's been pounded more times than a coin box on Super Mario. Works best if the female doesn't know the true meaning and thinks it's an odd, but maybe sorta sweet nickname.
coin box by channel_panel January 15, 2017