A Penophile is a person who will use pen for writing everything during school or work. Not to be confused with a pedophile, a penophile will always demand a pen, in a specific color usually, to write, except on Scantron tests or during Math class, because they absolutely need a pencil.
A penophile using a pencil is identified by their uses of crossing off words even with an eraser.
A penophile using a pencil is identified by their uses of crossing off words even with an eraser.
Penophile: Do you have a pen I can borrow?
Person: Is pencil okay?
Penophile: I don't know, is keying a dick on the side of your car okay?
Person: But it's a Ticon...
Penophile: Ugh...fine...
Person: Is pencil okay?
Penophile: I don't know, is keying a dick on the side of your car okay?
Person: But it's a Ticon...
Penophile: Ugh...fine...
by cee-em-kay May 24, 2011
When any sports team wears a "retro" uniform that really isn't retro: they don't follow the proper style, or they add a bunch of old stylings and call it "retro".
The Bills current uniform could be considered a fauxback, since it's just retro styling and not an actual throwback to a specific era.
The Bills current uniform could be considered a fauxback, since it's just retro styling and not an actual throwback to a specific era.
Uniphile: Those Dodger powder blue throwbacks are really fauxbacks...they aren't made of Satin!
Fan: Uhm...I don't really care. It looks nice.
Fan: Uhm...I don't really care. It looks nice.
by cee-em-kay October 04, 2011
That person who always says the last thing in a comment on the internet, usually because what they have said is too stupid to comment, or what they have said officially killed the conversation, and we have to start all the fuck over. Thanks a lot.
Facebook Commenter: Well, thats why I think women should stay in the kitchen.
Page Owner: Thanks for being my comment closer today. Next thing you should do is to headbutt a bullet.
Page Owner: Thanks for being my comment closer today. Next thing you should do is to headbutt a bullet.
by cee-em-kay March 23, 2011
Bad Touch Tuesday (sometimes shortened to "BTT" or just "Tuesday") is when jock males in a high school setting grope each other in the moob area, preform bean dips, giving each other bro jobs, or other inappropriate actions in public. Lethal force may be used if Bad Touch Tuesday is preformed on a day of the week that isn't Tuesday.
Logan: DUDE WTF!? Why did you grab by dick!?
Scotty: Bro, what day is it?
Lax Bro's: BAD TOUCH TUESDAY!!!!
Logan: Oh, sorry bro, I forgot.
Scotty: *grope*
Scotty: Bro, what day is it?
Lax Bro's: BAD TOUCH TUESDAY!!!!
Logan: Oh, sorry bro, I forgot.
Scotty: *grope*
by cee-em-kay March 16, 2011
G-Dub: We, all of us Marakin, are gathered here today, to honor Richard "Dicky" Nixon with a BK Double Stacker
LAND OF THE FREE AND HOME OF THE WHOPPER
LAND OF THE FREE AND HOME OF THE WHOPPER
by cee-em-kay March 22, 2011
Used on the internet as an extreme form of /rage.
(there isn't supposed to be a space between the colon and the slashes, but urbandictionary is gay and won't "let me post links in the example". http: //rage)
(there isn't supposed to be a space between the colon and the slashes, but urbandictionary is gay and won't "let me post links in the example". http: //rage)
Dude: HOLY SHIT I JUST DIED IN SKYRIM AND I DIDN'T SAVE!!!!11!!
Other dude: /rage, bro?
Dude: NO! (http: //rage)
Other dude: /rage, bro?
Dude: NO! (http: //rage)
by cee-em-kay November 18, 2011
Just like V-E Day or V-J Day, V-BL day is May 2nd, 2011; the day the United States of America found and killed Osama bin Laden and ended his reign of Hide and Seek Champion of the World.
by cee-em-kay May 02, 2011