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Gone forever

When an object is just enough out of reach that would require energy to mobilize yourself to retrieve.
Me: *drops pen*
*attempts to pick up with foot*
Eh, Gone forever.
Gone forever by cee-em-kay May 3, 2011

McBreather 

When consuming McDonald's or other fast food items, you eat until the point that you are full. However, the moment afterwards your fast food feast, you feel bloated and truly American, which will necessitate a McBreather; a moment of lethargic proportions. You tend not to move, you feel like if you eat anymore food, you will throw up, and within in thirty minutes to an hour, you are capable of eating again. The term "McBreather" may be used with any fast food restaurant, but using it with McDonald's food gives you +1 internets.
George: Oh my gawddddddd. I can't mooovvee.

Stan: Dude. I need a McBreather, man.

George: *gurgles in fatness*
McBreather by cee-em-kay April 13, 2011

Comment closer 

That person who always says the last thing in a comment on the internet, usually because what they have said is too stupid to comment, or what they have said officially killed the conversation, and we have to start all the fuck over. Thanks a lot.
Facebook Commenter: Well, thats why I think women should stay in the kitchen.

Page Owner: Thanks for being my comment closer today. Next thing you should do is to headbutt a bullet.
Comment closer by cee-em-kay April 8, 2011
American. Say "Marakin" a few times while looking at American. You'll get it.
G-Dub: We, all of us Marakin, are gathered here today, to honor Richard "Dicky" Nixon with a BK Double Stacker

LAND OF THE FREE AND HOME OF THE WHOPPER
Marakin by cee-em-kay April 7, 2011

Rock Paper Scissors Pain 

Rock Paper Scissors Pain is a variation of rock paper scissors (Rochambeau) where the winner of each round gets to inflict pain on the loser(s). The winner of the entire game is the person who takes the most pain and doesn't quit. Here is the pain chart:

WIN BY Rock: Stretch out your pinky and thumb fingers and hold your fist at the end of the thumb while placing your pinky at the loser(s) arm. Proceed to punch from that distance (also called: Six Inches)

WIN BY Paper: The loser(s) hold their hands clamped together (like they are "praying"), while the winner slaps their hands upon the loser(s) hands and then slaps violently with the right hand immediately after slapping with both hands.

WIN BY Scissors: The loser(s) holds out the underside of their forearm while the winner slaps the loser(s) arm with the first two fingers on their hand. The people best at this have insanely long fingers, and can cause welts.

(Note: This game, like rock paper scissors is much easier if you play with one other person. The more people in the game makes for more complicated winners/losers situation)
BDSM Fan: HEY JOE, DO YOU WANNA PLAY ROCK PAPER SCISSORS PAIN!?!?!

Joe: Uhhh...I still have welts on my arm from when you beat me with scissors.

BDSM Fan: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA fuck me.

Wristbreaker 

A wristbreaker is a large test or hand-written essay that requires an unusually large amount of writing compared to the average. You know you have a wristbreaker when the next day, it looks like you injected your wrist with steroids.
Joe: Bob! Holy crap, what happened to your wrist?

Bob: I had a wristbreaker yesterday in history class, and no my wrist muscle is jacked.
Wristbreaker by cee-em-kay April 6, 2011

Holy Shitton

An ambiguously large number that is at least twice as large as a shitton, a portmanteau of "Holy Shit" and "Shitton"
Clone 12995: Dude, I just ate a holy shitton of enchiladas from Taco Clone!

Clone 65952: You're gonna shit yourself on the mission, you know.

Clone 12995: Yeah...
Holy Shitton by cee-em-kay April 5, 2011