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Sometimes shortened to TE, there are two definitions of this word:
1) A medical condition where your scrotum swells to the size of a softball or basketball.
2) When you are such a boss, your balls either triple in size, or become made of wrought iron.
1) A medical condition where your scrotum swells to the size of a softball or basketball.
2) When you are such a boss, your balls either triple in size, or become made of wrought iron.
Dumbass: DUDE did you see Jim today?
Dude: No, what happened?
Dumbass: Dude, he was being beat up by this short ass kid, so he picked him up and dropped him on his head!
Dude: Jim's got Testicular Elephantiasis man!
Dumbass: They must be made out of wrought iron!
Dude: The fuck's wrought iron?
Dude: No, what happened?
Dumbass: Dude, he was being beat up by this short ass kid, so he picked him up and dropped him on his head!
Dude: Jim's got Testicular Elephantiasis man!
Dumbass: They must be made out of wrought iron!
Dude: The fuck's wrought iron?
by cee-em-kay April 2, 2011
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Other models include the TRI-conderoga, which is a trianguar black pencil, sometimes called a "Stealth Ticon", the Noir, or "Shiny Ticon", which is a holographic one, The Recycled Tires Ticon, also called a "Stealth Ticon", the Mircoban Ticon, which is a pencil with a baby blue coloring that apparently kills germs with it's greatness, and the EnviroStiks, which is called the "Envi Ticon", which is just bare wood.
Other models include the TRI-conderoga, which is a trianguar black pencil, sometimes called a "Stealth Ticon", the Noir, or "Shiny Ticon", which is a holographic one, The Recycled Tires Ticon, also called a "Stealth Ticon", the Mircoban Ticon, which is a pencil with a baby blue coloring that apparently kills germs with it's greatness, and the EnviroStiks, which is called the "Envi Ticon", which is just bare wood.
Dude: Aww dude, I need a pencil
Person: *Pulls out Ticon*
Dude: YO HOOK ME UP WITH ONE OF THE BEST PENCILS IN THE WORLD
Person: Here, use my stealth ticon.
Person: *Pulls out Ticon*
Dude: YO HOOK ME UP WITH ONE OF THE BEST PENCILS IN THE WORLD
Person: Here, use my stealth ticon.
by cee-em-kay September 24, 2011
Get the Ticon mug.A person who is Scirish is a person whose nationalities are both Irish and Scottish. In case you don't understand, it's a combo of Scottish and Irish.
Person: Hey, I'm Irish!
Dude: No WAI! I am Irish too!
Person: I'm also Scottish!
Dude: No WAI! I'm Scottish too!
Person: We're Scirish!
Dude: The fuck?
Dude: No WAI! I am Irish too!
Person: I'm also Scottish!
Dude: No WAI! I'm Scottish too!
Person: We're Scirish!
Dude: The fuck?
by cee-em-kay December 11, 2011
Get the Scirish mug.When consuming McDonald's or other fast food items, you eat until the point that you are full. However, the moment afterwards your fast food feast, you feel bloated and truly American, which will necessitate a McBreather; a moment of lethargic proportions. You tend not to move, you feel like if you eat anymore food, you will throw up, and within in thirty minutes to an hour, you are capable of eating again. The term "McBreather" may be used with any fast food restaurant, but using it with McDonald's food gives you +1 internets.
George: Oh my gawddddddd. I can't mooovvee.
Stan: Dude. I need a McBreather, man.
George: *gurgles in fatness*
Stan: Dude. I need a McBreather, man.
George: *gurgles in fatness*
by cee-em-kay April 13, 2011
Get the McBreather mug.An ambiguously large number that is at least twice as large as a shitton, a portmanteau of "Holy Shit" and "Shitton"
Clone 12995: Dude, I just ate a holy shitton of enchiladas from Taco Clone!
Clone 65952: You're gonna shit yourself on the mission, you know.
Clone 12995: Yeah...
Clone 65952: You're gonna shit yourself on the mission, you know.
Clone 12995: Yeah...
by cee-em-kay April 5, 2011
Get the Holy Shitton mug.Bad Touch Tuesday (sometimes shortened to "BTT" or just "Tuesday") is when jock males in a high school setting grope each other in the moob area, preform bean dips, giving each other bro jobs, or other inappropriate actions in public. Lethal force may be used if Bad Touch Tuesday is preformed on a day of the week that isn't Tuesday.
Logan: DUDE WTF!? Why did you grab by dick!?
Scotty: Bro, what day is it?
Lax Bro's: BAD TOUCH TUESDAY!!!!
Logan: Oh, sorry bro, I forgot.
Scotty: *grope*
Scotty: Bro, what day is it?
Lax Bro's: BAD TOUCH TUESDAY!!!!
Logan: Oh, sorry bro, I forgot.
Scotty: *grope*
by cee-em-kay April 1, 2011
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by cee-em-kay May 25, 2011
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