18 definitions by cee-em-kay
A person who is Scirish is a person whose nationalities are both Irish and Scottish. In case you don't understand, it's a combo of Scottish and Irish.
Person: Hey, I'm Irish!
Dude: No WAI! I am Irish too!
Person: I'm also Scottish!
Dude: No WAI! I'm Scottish too!
Person: We're Scirish!
Dude: The fuck?
Dude: No WAI! I am Irish too!
Person: I'm also Scottish!
Dude: No WAI! I'm Scottish too!
Person: We're Scirish!
Dude: The fuck?
by cee-em-kay June 12, 2011
That person who always says the last thing in a comment on the internet, usually because what they have said is too stupid to comment, or what they have said officially killed the conversation, and we have to start all the fuck over. Thanks a lot.
Facebook Commenter: Well, thats why I think women should stay in the kitchen.
Page Owner: Thanks for being my comment closer today. Next thing you should do is to headbutt a bullet.
Page Owner: Thanks for being my comment closer today. Next thing you should do is to headbutt a bullet.
by cee-em-kay March 23, 2011
A person who loves using a pencil during school. They are called Ticonderphiles because, if they have a choice, 99% of all Ticonderphiles will use a Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil, or a Ticon, as their writing utensil. And really, who can blame them?
Ticonderphile: Hey can I borrow a pencil?
Person: Is pen okay?
Ticonderphile: NO PEN IS NOT OKAY! I DEMAND A DIXON TICONDEROGA PENCIL!!!
Person: Sorry dude, I only got PaperMate.
Ticonderphile: *RAGE*
Person: Is pen okay?
Ticonderphile: NO PEN IS NOT OKAY! I DEMAND A DIXON TICONDEROGA PENCIL!!!
Person: Sorry dude, I only got PaperMate.
Ticonderphile: *RAGE*
by cee-em-kay May 24, 2011
A wristbreaker is a large test or hand-written essay that requires an unusually large amount of writing compared to the average. You know you have a wristbreaker when the next day, it looks like you injected your wrist with steroids.
Joe: Bob! Holy crap, what happened to your wrist?
Bob: I had a wristbreaker yesterday in history class, and no my wrist muscle is jacked.
Bob: I had a wristbreaker yesterday in history class, and no my wrist muscle is jacked.
by cee-em-kay March 21, 2011
When consuming McDonald's or other fast food items, you eat until the point that you are full. However, the moment afterwards your fast food feast, you feel bloated and truly American, which will necessitate a McBreather; a moment of lethargic proportions. You tend not to move, you feel like if you eat anymore food, you will throw up, and within in thirty minutes to an hour, you are capable of eating again. The term "McBreather" may be used with any fast food restaurant, but using it with McDonald's food gives you +1 internets.
George: Oh my gawddddddd. I can't mooovvee.
Stan: Dude. I need a McBreather, man.
George: *gurgles in fatness*
Stan: Dude. I need a McBreather, man.
George: *gurgles in fatness*
by cee-em-kay March 28, 2011
McNabbing has three definitions:
1) To preform excellent against an opposing force you are expect to lose against, and you are pulling the win right out of your asshole sometimes. However, against opposing forces that are regarded weaker than you and become an "expected win", you just fuck around the WHOLE TIME and then wonder why you fucking lost.
2) To choke at the big game
3) To leave a city/job/team that you are excelling at to go to another city/job/team that might need your skillz homie, then you realize you ain't all that.
1) To preform excellent against an opposing force you are expect to lose against, and you are pulling the win right out of your asshole sometimes. However, against opposing forces that are regarded weaker than you and become an "expected win", you just fuck around the WHOLE TIME and then wonder why you fucking lost.
2) To choke at the big game
3) To leave a city/job/team that you are excelling at to go to another city/job/team that might need your skillz homie, then you realize you ain't all that.
Fan 1: Oh my fucking God! It's 50,000 to zero, and we're playing the Detroit FUCKING Lions!
Fan 2: I know man! I don't get why our team is McNabbing it up out there!
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Not as good people: HELP! We need your help! Help us!
'Stud': I'll help and become the hero!
Cynical Person: I hope your not going to be McNabbing.
Fan 2: I know man! I don't get why our team is McNabbing it up out there!
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Not as good people: HELP! We need your help! Help us!
'Stud': I'll help and become the hero!
Cynical Person: I hope your not going to be McNabbing.
by cee-em-kay March 8, 2011
A Penophile is a person who will use pen for writing everything during school or work. Not to be confused with a pedophile, a penophile will always demand a pen, in a specific color usually, to write, except on Scantron tests or during Math class, because they absolutely need a pencil.
A penophile using a pencil is identified by their uses of crossing off words even with an eraser.
A penophile using a pencil is identified by their uses of crossing off words even with an eraser.
Penophile: Do you have a pen I can borrow?
Person: Is pencil okay?
Penophile: I don't know, is keying a dick on the side of your car okay?
Person: But it's a Ticon...
Penophile: Ugh...fine...
Person: Is pencil okay?
Penophile: I don't know, is keying a dick on the side of your car okay?
Person: But it's a Ticon...
Penophile: Ugh...fine...
by cee-em-kay May 24, 2011