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A Penophile is a person who will use pen for writing everything during school or work. Not to be confused with a pedophile, a penophile will always demand a pen, in a specific color usually, to write, except on Scantron tests or during Math class, because they absolutely need a pencil.
A penophile using a pencil is identified by their uses of crossing off words even with an eraser.
A penophile using a pencil is identified by their uses of crossing off words even with an eraser.
Penophile: Do you have a pen I can borrow?
Person: Is pencil okay?
Penophile: I don't know, is keying a dick on the side of your car okay?
Person: But it's a Ticon...
Penophile: Ugh...fine...
Person: Is pencil okay?
Penophile: I don't know, is keying a dick on the side of your car okay?
Person: But it's a Ticon...
Penophile: Ugh...fine...
by cee-em-kay September 24, 2011
Get the Penophile mug.A wristbreaker is a large test or hand-written essay that requires an unusually large amount of writing compared to the average. You know you have a wristbreaker when the next day, it looks like you injected your wrist with steroids.
Joe: Bob! Holy crap, what happened to your wrist?
Bob: I had a wristbreaker yesterday in history class, and no my wrist muscle is jacked.
Bob: I had a wristbreaker yesterday in history class, and no my wrist muscle is jacked.
by cee-em-kay April 6, 2011
Get the Wristbreaker mug.When any sports team wears a "retro" uniform that really isn't retro: they don't follow the proper style, or they add a bunch of old stylings and call it "retro".
The Bills current uniform could be considered a fauxback, since it's just retro styling and not an actual throwback to a specific era.
The Bills current uniform could be considered a fauxback, since it's just retro styling and not an actual throwback to a specific era.
Uniphile: Those Dodger powder blue throwbacks are really fauxbacks...they aren't made of Satin!
Fan: Uhm...I don't really care. It looks nice.
Fan: Uhm...I don't really care. It looks nice.
by cee-em-kay October 4, 2011
Get the Fauxback mug.Rock Paper Scissors Pain is a variation of rock paper scissors (Rochambeau) where the winner of each round gets to inflict pain on the loser(s). The winner of the entire game is the person who takes the most pain and doesn't quit. Here is the pain chart:
WIN BY Rock: Stretch out your pinky and thumb fingers and hold your fist at the end of the thumb while placing your pinky at the loser(s) arm. Proceed to punch from that distance (also called: Six Inches)
WIN BY Paper: The loser(s) hold their hands clamped together (like they are "praying"), while the winner slaps their hands upon the loser(s) hands and then slaps violently with the right hand immediately after slapping with both hands.
WIN BY Scissors: The loser(s) holds out the underside of their forearm while the winner slaps the loser(s) arm with the first two fingers on their hand. The people best at this have insanely long fingers, and can cause welts.
(Note: This game, like rock paper scissors is much easier if you play with one other person. The more people in the game makes for more complicated winners/losers situation)
WIN BY Rock: Stretch out your pinky and thumb fingers and hold your fist at the end of the thumb while placing your pinky at the loser(s) arm. Proceed to punch from that distance (also called: Six Inches)
WIN BY Paper: The loser(s) hold their hands clamped together (like they are "praying"), while the winner slaps their hands upon the loser(s) hands and then slaps violently with the right hand immediately after slapping with both hands.
WIN BY Scissors: The loser(s) holds out the underside of their forearm while the winner slaps the loser(s) arm with the first two fingers on their hand. The people best at this have insanely long fingers, and can cause welts.
(Note: This game, like rock paper scissors is much easier if you play with one other person. The more people in the game makes for more complicated winners/losers situation)
BDSM Fan: HEY JOE, DO YOU WANNA PLAY ROCK PAPER SCISSORS PAIN!?!?!
Joe: Uhhh...I still have welts on my arm from when you beat me with scissors.
BDSM Fan: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA fuck me.
Joe: Uhhh...I still have welts on my arm from when you beat me with scissors.
BDSM Fan: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA fuck me.
by cee-em-kay April 7, 2011
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