McBreather

When consuming McDonald's or other fast food items, you eat until the point that you are full. However, the moment afterwards your fast food feast, you feel bloated and truly American, which will necessitate a McBreather; a moment of lethargic proportions. You tend not to move, you feel like if you eat anymore food, you will throw up, and within in thirty minutes to an hour, you are capable of eating again. The term "McBreather" may be used with any fast food restaurant, but using it with McDonald's food gives you +1 internets.
George: Oh my gawddddddd. I can't mooovvee.

Stan: Dude. I need a McBreather, man.

George: *gurgles in fatness*
by cee-em-kay April 13, 2011
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Wristbreaker

A wristbreaker is a large test or hand-written essay that requires an unusually large amount of writing compared to the average. You know you have a wristbreaker when the next day, it looks like you injected your wrist with steroids.
Joe: Bob! Holy crap, what happened to your wrist?

Bob: I had a wristbreaker yesterday in history class, and no my wrist muscle is jacked.
by cee-em-kay April 06, 2011
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Scirish

A person who is Scirish is a person whose nationalities are both Irish and Scottish. In case you don't understand, it's a combo of Scottish and Irish.
Person: Hey, I'm Irish!

Dude: No WAI! I am Irish too!

Person: I'm also Scottish!

Dude: No WAI! I'm Scottish too!

Person: We're Scirish!

Dude: The fuck?
by cee-em-kay December 11, 2011
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Ticon

A Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil. Some times known as a Dixon or Dicky Ticon, these are the best pencils on Earth. They are the reason why pencils in cartoons and artwork are yellow--because they are the only pencils in the world. You can snap a Ticon in half and put it back together again. The eraser works every time. It doesn't take two hours to manually sharpen, only to get a shitty point that barely shows up on paper.

Other models include the TRI-conderoga, which is a trianguar black pencil, sometimes called a "Stealth Ticon", the Noir, or "Shiny Ticon", which is a holographic one, The Recycled Tires Ticon, also called a "Stealth Ticon", the Mircoban Ticon, which is a pencil with a baby blue coloring that apparently kills germs with it's greatness, and the EnviroStiks, which is called the "Envi Ticon", which is just bare wood.
Dude: Aww dude, I need a pencil

Person: *Pulls out Ticon*

Dude: YO HOOK ME UP WITH ONE OF THE BEST PENCILS IN THE WORLD

Person: Here, use my stealth ticon.
by cee-em-kay September 24, 2011
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