Definitions by cee-em-kay
Philmont
Philmont is a camp run by the Boy Scouts of America in Cimarron, New Mexico. By all accounts, Philmont isn't a typical "summer camp".
For anywhere between one week to two, you spend backpacking (with a fifty pound pack) with your troop up and down treacherous mountains that the average person would break down and cry upon seeing. Switchbacks are so common, that by the end of your stay there, you walk up hills in a switchback fashion, with all of your friends looking at you like you are from some different planet.
Philmont treks have been known to go above 100+ miles, which first time troops are encouraged not to take, because of the level of difficult it is set at (Legendary). In fact, many workers smile when a first time troop picks "Normal" difficulty.
Problems on the trail include dehydration, diarrhea, blisters, broken bones, fist fights over who should do the dishes, bear attacks, leaving somebody up in the bear bag, testicular elephantiasis, thunderstorms, broken water filtration systems, and lost weight.
Mount Baldy, Mount Phillips, and the Tooth of Time are popular obstacles troops overcome easily.
For anywhere between one week to two, you spend backpacking (with a fifty pound pack) with your troop up and down treacherous mountains that the average person would break down and cry upon seeing. Switchbacks are so common, that by the end of your stay there, you walk up hills in a switchback fashion, with all of your friends looking at you like you are from some different planet.
Philmont treks have been known to go above 100+ miles, which first time troops are encouraged not to take, because of the level of difficult it is set at (Legendary). In fact, many workers smile when a first time troop picks "Normal" difficulty.
Problems on the trail include dehydration, diarrhea, blisters, broken bones, fist fights over who should do the dishes, bear attacks, leaving somebody up in the bear bag, testicular elephantiasis, thunderstorms, broken water filtration systems, and lost weight.
Mount Baldy, Mount Phillips, and the Tooth of Time are popular obstacles troops overcome easily.
Dude: So yer goin' to Philmont?
Wide-eyed scout: Yessir! It's gonna be awesome!
Dude: It was awesome fer me eggsept I got inta fist fight wit my friend over the dishes.
Wide-eyed scout: Yessir! It's gonna be awesome!
Dude: It was awesome fer me eggsept I got inta fist fight wit my friend over the dishes.
Philmont by cee-em-kay April 2, 2011
Testicular Elephantiasis
Sometimes shortened to TE, there are two definitions of this word:
1) A medical condition where your scrotum swells to the size of a softball or basketball.
2) When you are such a boss, your balls either triple in size, or become made of wrought iron.
1) A medical condition where your scrotum swells to the size of a softball or basketball.
2) When you are such a boss, your balls either triple in size, or become made of wrought iron.
Dumbass: DUDE did you see Jim today?
Dude: No, what happened?
Dumbass: Dude, he was being beat up by this short ass kid, so he picked him up and dropped him on his head!
Dude: Jim's got Testicular Elephantiasis man!
Dumbass: They must be made out of wrought iron!
Dude: The fuck's wrought iron?
Dude: No, what happened?
Dumbass: Dude, he was being beat up by this short ass kid, so he picked him up and dropped him on his head!
Dude: Jim's got Testicular Elephantiasis man!
Dumbass: They must be made out of wrought iron!
Dude: The fuck's wrought iron?
Testicular Elephantiasis by cee-em-kay April 2, 2011
Bad Touch Tuesday
Bad Touch Tuesday (sometimes shortened to "BTT" or just "Tuesday") is when jock males in a high school setting grope each other in the moob area, preform bean dips, giving each other bro jobs, or other inappropriate actions in public. Lethal force may be used if Bad Touch Tuesday is preformed on a day of the week that isn't Tuesday.
Logan: DUDE WTF!? Why did you grab by dick!?
Scotty: Bro, what day is it?
Lax Bro's: BAD TOUCH TUESDAY!!!!
Logan: Oh, sorry bro, I forgot.
Scotty: *grope*
Scotty: Bro, what day is it?
Lax Bro's: BAD TOUCH TUESDAY!!!!
Logan: Oh, sorry bro, I forgot.
Scotty: *grope*
Bad Touch Tuesday by cee-em-kay April 1, 2011
McNabbing
McNabbing has three definitions:
1) To preform excellent against an opposing force you are expect to lose against, and you are pulling the win right out of your asshole sometimes. However, against opposing forces that are regarded weaker than you and become an "expected win", you just fuck around the WHOLE TIME and then wonder why you fucking lost.
2) To choke at the big game
3) To leave a city/job/team that you are excelling at to go to another city/job/team that might need your skillz homie, then you realize you ain't all that.
1) To preform excellent against an opposing force you are expect to lose against, and you are pulling the win right out of your asshole sometimes. However, against opposing forces that are regarded weaker than you and become an "expected win", you just fuck around the WHOLE TIME and then wonder why you fucking lost.
2) To choke at the big game
3) To leave a city/job/team that you are excelling at to go to another city/job/team that might need your skillz homie, then you realize you ain't all that.
Fan 1: Oh my fucking God! It's 50,000 to zero, and we're playing the Detroit FUCKING Lions!
Fan 2: I know man! I don't get why our team is McNabbing it up out there!
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Not as good people: HELP! We need your help! Help us!
'Stud': I'll help and become the hero!
Cynical Person: I hope your not going to be McNabbing.
Fan 2: I know man! I don't get why our team is McNabbing it up out there!
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Not as good people: HELP! We need your help! Help us!
'Stud': I'll help and become the hero!
Cynical Person: I hope your not going to be McNabbing.
McNabbing by cee-em-kay March 23, 2011