by cdafox December 14, 2010
Silly silence. A misunderstanding leading to silence....usually through some electronic means of communication leading to waiting an inordinate amount of time for a reply text/email.
Mom: Are you hungry?
Kid: Starving!
M: I've got a surprise for you in the kitchen. It's your favourite. Love Mom
K: I hope it's your shaved pussy
K: OMG
K: Don't read that last part...it was my phone auto-correct!!
K: I meant PORK. Shaved poorrrrk. I'm so sorry Ma.
K: Mom?
This silience brought to you courtesy of Damn You Auto-correct.
Kid: Starving!
M: I've got a surprise for you in the kitchen. It's your favourite. Love Mom
K: I hope it's your shaved pussy
K: OMG
K: Don't read that last part...it was my phone auto-correct!!
K: I meant PORK. Shaved poorrrrk. I'm so sorry Ma.
K: Mom?
This silience brought to you courtesy of Damn You Auto-correct.
by cdafox August 03, 2011
First he left his toothbrush at my place, now he wants me to call him rather than texting. It looks like I'm in an inflationship :)
by cdafox July 15, 2010
Wi-fi internet connection from an unauthorized source, and accessing it when you're supposed to be at work.
Since my company decided to monitor our internet usage, I've been using my iPhone to access a sly-fi network from another company nearby to check my facebook and watch you-tube videos.
by cdafox July 13, 2011
by cdafox August 03, 2011
new shoes that take a pound of your flesh before you break them in. usually sandals or some other cute shoes. the cuter the shoes, the more shylocky they seem to be.
by cdafox May 19, 2010