cchriss92's definitions

D.U.F.F.

1. Dumb Ugly Fat Fuck
2. Designated Ugly Fat Friend (the less harsh defintion)

That we-gotta-go-girl is such a D.U.F.F.

by cchriss92 August 3, 2007

spoiders

Like spiders, except for Blink 182's version. Spoiders "cash" things and then eat their "insoides", as opposed to catching things and eating their insides.

"And as I stare I counted the webs from the spoiders, cashing things and eating their insoides, my indecision to call you, and hear your voice of trees-on"
-Blink 182, "I Miss You"

by cchriss92 August 9, 2007

pragnent

something that has to happen to form babby

How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?

by cchriss92 August 15, 2009

frigth

the way to defend yourself if you are babby

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back?

by cchriss92 August 15, 2009

756

756 is the number of home runs required to break Hank Aaron's career record of 755 home runs. The record was "broken" in 2007 by Barry Bonds and a steroid-filled syringe. For this reason, some proposed than an asterisk be placed beside the number to denote a discrepancy in the "record". As Bonds is now serving hard time (and taking it hard in the ass), Hank Aaron's record still stands.

-Dude how'd you do on that test?
-I totally Barry Bonds'd it.
-No way! You cheated?
-Hell yeah man, maybe the teacher will give me a 756* on it.

by cchriss92 January 23, 2008

mybook

Combination of myspace and facebook; synonymous with facespace, spaceface, spacebook, myface, and any other combinations of the two words.

-Hey did you see the pictures I put up on mybook?
-Nah man I was checking facespace all day today.

by cchriss92 August 9, 2007

Gigafuckton

Currently the largest amount of any given thing. Many times larger than the fuckton, and vastly larger than a shitload or assload.

1 Gigafuckton is equal to...

1x10^3 Megafucktons
1x10^6 Kilofucktons
1x10^9 Fucktons

After not emptying the trash for 3 weeks, I found a gigafuckton of ants living in it.

by cchriss92 September 20, 2009