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6 years ago, August 30, 2020, a Twitch streamer named LowTierGod said this:

"If I'm still streaming 6 years later, I'm a failure. It's just that simple. It will make no sense for me to be streaming 6 years later unless I had at least 500K subs. If I'm still streaming 6 years later I'm a failure in life, quote me on that shit. If I'm still sitting here streaming and if I'm not acting and I'm not doing this, not doing that, nigga I failed in life."

As of September 1, 2026, in GMT+8 time, yesterday was the time for his failure. And yet, this deadbeat bum is still livestreaming, and he still has around $290,000 worth of debt, and most of it is his child support. Four and a tenth DECADES old btw.

The word comes from a portmanteau of the word "doomsday" and "Dale". Dale is his real first name.
LowTierBum: *still streaming 6 years leater*
LTB haters: "Six years get a job! It's DoomsDale!!"
DoomsDale by cbrt39_ September 1, 2026

Fortuwreck

Something you get as good as you want purely by chance when you actually want something else, typically as better as what you need.
I get a fortuwreck every single time I want something else.
Fortuwreck by cbrt39_ March 23, 2026

Urban dictionary text to speech

The feature nobody uses.
Sam: Who the fuck uses the urban dictionary text to speech
Some crazy man: Me
A man who shat in his office place, and refuses to go to the bathroom. If you encounter these people, run away.
Dude Wendy is a qraqqazz. Her workplace is near the bathroom.
Qraqqazz by cbrt39_ October 23, 2025

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The WORST possible hand in Texas Hold'em.
Aw fuck, i got a 7 and 2.
7 and 2 by cbrt39_ May 21, 2025
by cbrt39_ May 10, 2024
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