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6 years ago, August 30, 2020, a Twitch streamer named LowTierGod said this:

"If I'm still streaming 6 years later, I'm a failure. It's just that simple. It will make no sense for me to be streaming 6 years later unless I had at least 500K subs. If I'm still streaming 6 years later I'm a failure in life, quote me on that shit. If I'm still sitting here streaming and if I'm not acting and I'm not doing this, not doing that, nigga I failed in life."

As of September 1, 2026, in GMT+8 time, yesterday was the time for his failure. And yet, this deadbeat bum is still livestreaming, and he still has around $290,000 worth of debt, and most of it is his child support. Four and a tenth DECADES old btw.

The word comes from a portmanteau of the word "doomsday" and "Dale". Dale is his real first name.
LowTierBum: *still streaming 6 years leater*
LTB haters: "Six years get a job! It's DoomsDale!!"
DoomsDale by cbrt39_ September 1, 2026

Fortuwreck

Something you get as good as you want purely by chance when you actually want something else, typically as better as what you need.
Fortuwreck by cbrt39_ March 23, 2026

Urban dictionary text to speech

The feature nobody uses.
Sam: Who the fuck uses the urban dictionary text to speech
Some crazy man: Me
A man who shat in his office place, and refuses to go to the bathroom. If you encounter these people, run away.
Dude Wendy is a qraqqazz. Her workplace is near the bathroom.
Qraqqazz by cbrt39_ October 23, 2025

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The WORST possible hand in Texas Hold'em.
Aw fuck, i got a 7 and 2.
7 and 2 by cbrt39_ May 21, 2025
by cbrt39_ May 10, 2024
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