cap 's definitions
1. n. Professional male of exceptional sexual prowess and appetite in the workplace. Marked by Kenneth Cole pinstripe suits, regular consumption of protein shakes during lunch hour, and the ability to "pull shorties" during happy hours. Typically having three or more romantic interludes per standard work week, the Kiefsultant's fingers will usually have a different scent on his fingers each Monday morning.
2. n. The guy at happy hour with the satin shirt and super shiny shoes who gets the hostess's phone number and then instead of calling her shows up three days later to finger bang her in his BMW behind the Bennigans.
2. n. The guy at happy hour with the satin shirt and super shiny shoes who gets the hostess's phone number and then instead of calling her shows up three days later to finger bang her in his BMW behind the Bennigans.
Jack actually had sex with his supervisor and the little Croatian woman who vaccuums the floors in the same week! What a Kiefsultant!
by Cap July 1, 2004
Get the Kiefsultantmug. Professional or semi-professional attire used to provoke sexual arrousal or attention in the workplace.
by Cap July 1, 2004
Get the business provocativemug. The mascot of the junior highschool the Teen Girl Squad attends. Which is, by the way, the only junior high school I know of with a bottomless spirit pit.
Go Growlbacks!
by Cap July 1, 2004
Get the growlbacksmug. Capital of Pennsylvania. Shitty one horse town with no plans to grow or develop culturally--no matter how much Mayor Reed and the pack of idiot Counsilmen claim they do.
Filled with the dregs of society whose only use in life is to serve the poor folks who have to go to that town to conduct state's business.
Populated with little kid punks (age ranging from 14 to 40) who wear their hats sideways, dress in oversized football jerseys, and drive their 1986 Tercels with the shiney rims to Eclipse or Dragonfly so they can "dance" with the skank whores from around central PA who can stick a bottle of Coors Light all the way down their throats and pull it back out empty.
And full of "G Money's" who make their living selling drugs and stealing, who don't see what a waste their lives are, but rather feel they are "representing, yo!"
Filled with the dregs of society whose only use in life is to serve the poor folks who have to go to that town to conduct state's business.
Populated with little kid punks (age ranging from 14 to 40) who wear their hats sideways, dress in oversized football jerseys, and drive their 1986 Tercels with the shiney rims to Eclipse or Dragonfly so they can "dance" with the skank whores from around central PA who can stick a bottle of Coors Light all the way down their throats and pull it back out empty.
And full of "G Money's" who make their living selling drugs and stealing, who don't see what a waste their lives are, but rather feel they are "representing, yo!"
by Cap July 2, 2004
Get the Harrisburgmug. 1. n. Individuals who have lost all traces of actually individuality due to a mindless and unerring devotion to another individual or group's ideals and beliefs.
2. n. Those who scarf down any and all disinformation or propaganda that reinforces their mindless and baseless views, and treats such misinformation as fact.
3. n. Those who spread lies and misinformation--knowingly or unknowingly--in order to perpetuate the dogmatic beliefs which were formulated for them.
4. n. Those who cling to their beliefs even in the face of substancial evidence to the contrary.
Origin: Sheep + People = Sheeple
2. n. Those who scarf down any and all disinformation or propaganda that reinforces their mindless and baseless views, and treats such misinformation as fact.
3. n. Those who spread lies and misinformation--knowingly or unknowingly--in order to perpetuate the dogmatic beliefs which were formulated for them.
4. n. Those who cling to their beliefs even in the face of substancial evidence to the contrary.
Origin: Sheep + People = Sheeple
Sheeple: "John Kerry was actually a spy for the Viet-Cong, and that he shot himself to get those purple hearts!"
Other: "Where did you hear that?"
Sheeple: "It's all over the Internet, and I emailed the links to everyone so they would know the truth about John Kerry!"
Other: "Where is the evidence of this?"
Sheeple: "Osama Bin Laden wants Kerry to with the election... Kerry is pro-Al Queda!"
Other: "What?!"
Sheeple: "Kerry wants to make abortions mandidtory the first time you get pregnant, and pay for them with massive tax hikes!"
Other: "Um, you're kidding, right?"
Sheeple: "Master Rove is the light and the dark; the alpha and the omega..."
Other: "Where did you hear that?"
Sheeple: "It's all over the Internet, and I emailed the links to everyone so they would know the truth about John Kerry!"
Other: "Where is the evidence of this?"
Sheeple: "Osama Bin Laden wants Kerry to with the election... Kerry is pro-Al Queda!"
Other: "What?!"
Sheeple: "Kerry wants to make abortions mandidtory the first time you get pregnant, and pay for them with massive tax hikes!"
Other: "Um, you're kidding, right?"
Sheeple: "Master Rove is the light and the dark; the alpha and the omega..."
by Cap July 28, 2004
Get the sheeplemug. by CAP September 21, 2016
Get the Pulling a Rossmug.