calvinownsj00's definitions

cut

1) Deal
2) Money
3) circumsized

1) "Lets make a cut"
2) "i wantz muh muny hoe"
3) "My fucking skin of my penis is gone!"

by calvinownsj00 June 6, 2005

old man

A person in their 30's and up that's found in Teen chatrooms, to see if they can get their flat wanker up.

Women:"Damnit Bob, stop masturbating to teenage pictures in chatrooms!"
Man:"BITCH! Atleast it makes me excited unlike you in the sack!"

by calvinownsj00 June 6, 2005

brits

For better information, see asshole

Me: "Those fucking Brits are blaming me for our dumbass president, it's not like I'm supporting the asshole."

Friend: "I know, what assholes. I think they're just upset because there skin is paste white and they have small peckers."

by calvinownsj00 June 4, 2005

Marilyn Manson

I like the man, not the music. He's a very intelligent human being and has great ideas/opinons, but the music is no more "shocking" than my fecal matter.

A) Woah, I heard Manson in a interview, he's one smart mother fucker.

B) *Listens to Murder* Meh, it's been done before.

by calvinownsj00 August 26, 2005

slt

Means slut. Used in chatrooms, IRC, etc.

fuk ur such a fkin slt, gawwd

by calvinownsj00 May 19, 2005

halo 2

Overrated. The game is so inconsistant it isn't funny. Sometimes you can bitch slap a guy with the end of your rifle 4 times and won't die, yet occasionally he'll die with 2. Bullshit combos and bullshit weapons. The game's inconsistancy is enough to make me break the Xbox (true story). Bungie are a bunch of money whores and nazi's.

*Shoots guy with battlerifle*
*runs up smacks him*
Pause...
*smacks him again*
Pause...
*Smack
*Samck*
*Guy turns around and blows your face off with the plasma pistol*
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!"

by calvinownsj00 July 10, 2005

The mars volta

Prog band from Texas. Mixes alot of Salsa, and Jazz with there straight foward prog-rock. Amazing lyrics, will blow your mind. Your ears will orgasm to Omars wicked guitar while you listen to Cedrics voice.

"Frances the Mute is one bad ass song." (Notice I said song, not album
"Frances the Mute is one bad ass album"
"De-Loused is better than Frances the Mute album."

by calvinownsj00 May 30, 2005