Definitions by calvinownsj00

Marilyn Manson

I like the man, not the music. He's a very intelligent human being and has great ideas/opinons, but the music is no more "shocking" than my fecal matter.

A) Woah, I heard Manson in a interview, he's one smart mother fucker.

B) *Listens to Murder* Meh, it's been done before.

Marilyn Manson by calvinownsj00 August 26, 2005

art rock 

Hard to say where/who started it all. Some credit The Doors (More Jim Morrison, perhaps) with creating art rock. 70's - 80's is really where it had it's time (Pink Floyd, Janes Addiction, etc.). It's starting to make a comeback with such great bands as The Mars Volta, Queens of the Stone Age, Kyuss, Tool, The Locusts, A Perfect Cricle, etc. Art Rock is basically intelligent lyrics (sometimes random nonsense that make sense only to the person who wrote them) with mellow or sometimes fast paced guitars. Great genre.

The Mars Volta is my favorite Art Rock band. A Perfect Circle, Tool, and The Locusts come close though.

art rock by calvinownsj00 August 11, 2005

halo 2 

Overrated. The game is so inconsistant it isn't funny. Sometimes you can bitch slap a guy with the end of your rifle 4 times and won't die, yet occasionally he'll die with 2. Bullshit combos and bullshit weapons. The game's inconsistancy is enough to make me break the Xbox (true story). Bungie are a bunch of money whores and nazi's.

*Shoots guy with battlerifle*
*runs up smacks him*
Pause...
*smacks him again*
Pause...
*Smack
*Samck*
*Guy turns around and blows your face off with the plasma pistol*
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!"

halo 2 by calvinownsj00 July 10, 2005

old man 

A person in their 30's and up that's found in Teen chatrooms, to see if they can get their flat wanker up.

Women:"Damnit Bob, stop masturbating to teenage pictures in chatrooms!"
Man:"BITCH! Atleast it makes me excited unlike you in the sack!"

old man by calvinownsj00 June 6, 2005

cut 

1) Deal
2) Money
3) circumsized

1) "Lets make a cut"
2) "i wantz muh muny hoe"
3) "My fucking skin of my penis is gone!"

cut by calvinownsj00 June 6, 2005

brits 

For better information, see asshole

Me: "Those fucking Brits are blaming me for our dumbass president, it's not like I'm supporting the asshole."

Friend: "I know, what assholes. I think they're just upset because there skin is paste white and they have small peckers."

brits by calvinownsj00 June 4, 2005

The mars volta 

Prog band from Texas. Mixes alot of Salsa, and Jazz with there straight foward prog-rock. Amazing lyrics, will blow your mind. Your ears will orgasm to Omars wicked guitar while you listen to Cedrics voice.

"Frances the Mute is one bad ass song." (Notice I said song, not album
"Frances the Mute is one bad ass album"
"De-Loused is better than Frances the Mute album."

The mars volta by calvinownsj00 May 30, 2005