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Dr. Pepper

A pure soda. This is a soda for soda drinkers

1. It's fizzy

2. It doesn't taste like anything natural

3. It contains more caffeine than 90 % of other sodas
Dr. Pepper... you make the world taste better.
by Chris June 5, 2004
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camelking

During the act of gay intercourse, the "giver" is refered to as the camelking. Originated in acient egypt as a practice of the pharohs.
When Chad and Chris were riding the hershey highway, Chris was the pillow biter, making chad the camelking.
by Chris January 21, 2005
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rosenbourg piece

A rosenbourg piece is a collateral chomp of the 2.9 x 6.4, which subsequently equals Duncan Haslam, who is a very annoying Rosenbourg piece.
Sam : Go away Duncan!!!!!
Chris : Yeah, stop being such a rosenbourg piece you schlamp!!!!
Duncan : merioptiopmontyo...........
by Chris February 1, 2005
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intel

1: a company which states it has a good multi-tasking processor, but utterly failed upon the release of dual core processors.

2:a company which sells computer related articles for about 2-3 times as much as they are worth.
1:
guy1:Shit dude, I got an intel P-XE for 1600$
Guy2:too bad my economy x2 3800+ outperforms it in a lot of things and costs 1/4 as much.
Guy3:screw both of you, i got a x2 4800+ for 1k and it's ranked as the best thing on the market
guy1:I wish I didn't listen to the tech guy at best buy, i think he was a highschool drop out.

2:dude, your overclocked pentium4 is reaching 70degrees C, maybe you could backwards engineer it and sell it world wide as an overpriced heater...
by chris October 2, 2005
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Funny Crotch

fun·ny ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fun-e)
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est

crotch ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kraw-ch)
n.

A Funny Crotch is that of a man who has not been circumcised, also known as a FC or Anteater
1. I was totally going to sleep with him until I found out he has a Funny Crotch!

2. I bet (fill in name here) has a Funny Crotch!
by Chris March 15, 2005
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CBL

CBL stands for Chris Bond Laugh. Its a pretty gay laugh that is done while playing halo.
by Chris October 17, 2004
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rusty

A pug who pretty much resembles anybody with down syndrome.
"Food, Rusty? Food?!"
by Chris March 29, 2005
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