cHris's definitions

wank

British term to describe masturbating, sometimes known as:

josseling
flogging the dolphin
playing tug of war
pumping your fist
having a "german tank"
having a "down town jeremy brown"
having a "five knuckle shuffle"
having "one on the house"

American terms include:

beating off
whacking off
jerking off

he is upstaires having a jossel, would you like to leave a message?

by Chris February 27, 2005

fagaggle

expression used to express a witty comment, or a random word to be used when fraggin' bitches in halo 2 while stoned.

"what, i owned you with a single smg!"
"..."
"FAGAGGLE!"

i did your mom...lastnight FAGAGGLE!

by Chris April 19, 2005

krill

it means to steal

to stealing

by chris June 13, 2004

Cridem

The combination of two comical beings acting as one, through the techniques of fusion

"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A FLAT MINOR" ahahahahaha

by Chris January 21, 2005

jamal lewis

Running Back for the Baltimore Ravens who broke the single game rushing record in 2003, with 295 yards.

Jamal Lewis ran all over them there Browns hon.

by Chris May 13, 2005

mazzy

The most amazing person that you will eva meet she funni she mad but shes my wife 2 be and i neva be alone with out her shes my star shes my everything. also very sexy and Grrrrrreat in bed

O Mazzzy!!
Mazzy!!!
mazzypooss

by Chris March 12, 2005

mandubla oblingata

a guys penis or girls breasts

dude my mandubla oblingata was totally in her mandubla oblingat and shes got big mandublas

by chris April 8, 2005