cHris's definitions

book

to fuck, have sex with, screw, nail, tap, hit, etc.

See bookworthy

Would you book that shit?
I'd book her so hard.
I'd book that ass in a second

by Chris February 19, 2005

Blue screen

A phrase coined in the earlier Windows days when a blue screen would appear while you were doing something important and you would have to restart your fucking computer because all operating systems up to XP were unstable as fuck.

I just got Blue Screened!

by Chris February 2, 2003

utada hikaru

A generally overrated J-pop (R&B) singer, who recently failed to break into United States mainstream pop music. Her lyrics are garbage, her voice is nothing remarkably original, she switches on and off from English and Japanese. She has some catchy songs, but it ends there. She unfortunately has the biggest-selling album in Japan's history. She is known here for singing the 'Kingdom Hearts' song.

Utada sucks, and so does Kingdom Hearts. Her name also sounds like the noise you make before you vomit.

by Chris March 15, 2005

fannybaws

derogatory glasgow word meaning stupid bastard, most commonly used at the end of a sentence

"shut yer hole fannybaws"

by chris January 7, 2005

hamarm

Word used to descride a fat womens arm;
Derived from the visual likeness of a fat ladies arm to a christmas leg of ham (especially the hanging bit under the arm)!

look at her hamarms;
her arms look like a christmas ham;
i love hamarms;

by Chris February 16, 2005

barb

Short for Barbiturate, a class of benzo-like drugs.

"Hey man, you know where I can get some barbs?"

by Chris June 7, 2003

splunge bath

When you take a bath in splunge.
Splunge is to take a shit.
So it's to take a bath in shit.

Retard: I had a splunge bath yesterday, that's why I smell like shit.

by Chris May 14, 2005