Definitions by bustapost

Toobin 

Yet another euphemism for masturbation, self-coined in October 2020 by Jeffery Toobin while on a Zoom call with his closest colleagues. Oh yeah, he didn’t realize he was still on the call when he decided it was time to rub one out.

Don’t bother me, I’m in front of the laptop Toobin it.

Toobin by bustapost October 19, 2020

Shitcoin 

What Bitcoin will be remembered as after the flash-crash run occurs following a massive realization that it’s worthless.

See that guy over there in the refrigerator box? Lost everything in the shitcoin crash of 2018.

Shitcoin by bustapost April 21, 2018

plain white rapper 

Really, I mean really bad hip hop music purveyors.

Bad music comes in a plain white rapper.

plain white rapper by bustapost December 19, 2017

burtation 

It's what happens backstage at the 53rd annual Grammy Awards. It's very similar to "darist darison", but much, much heavier I'm afraid. Always singular - there are no known cases of multiple burtations. (Etymology - created by Serene Branson, CBS LA news reporter.)

Well a very very heaveh - uh - heavy burtation tonight. We had a very darist darison, by, let's go hit teret taysan those to the bet who had the pet.

burtation by bustapost March 10, 2011

eye-eye 

Colloquial, form of eye crap, the crusy and/or gooey jism that forms in the corner(s) of your eye(s) overnight, at least some times. Not often, but usually after a wild evening. Can be dangerous to rub upon awakeining, you can scratch your cornea. A close relative of mehmeh

I woke up with a serious case of eye-eye. I'm going to knit some mehmeh stockings and make some eye-eye cookies.

eye-eye by bustapost February 25, 2009

mehmeh

the lint and other items found in the human bellybutton. Synonym for bellybutton lint

Dude, I'm going to make mehmeh cookies.

mehmeh by bustapost October 9, 2008

kludgebucket 

poorly designed, thown together computer hardware and/or software, comprised of odds and ends of other pieces of hardware and/or software, and barely capable of performing the task(s) for which it was created.

"The old PC she uses to control the lighting in her home is a real kludgebucket."

kludgebucket by bustapost October 8, 2008